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Old 03-06-2008, 03:04 PM
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It's your fault I went to prison. You wouldn't have sex with me and you wouldn't let me come home after I relapsed on crack.

Your life was a mess when you met me. I saved you by introducing you to crack and getting you pregnant.
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Old 03-06-2008, 04:02 PM
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After failing a drug test, my AD claimed that Mc Donald's french fries triggered the flase positive.
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