Kick them to the CURB
Elana, now that I am "over" my ex, and there is no pining for love for him, my eyes have been opened. I should have kicked him to the curb before all the damage was done. Unfortunately, I was blinded by what I believed was love for him.
I love the Gorilla Glue Kris! If I put it on my Boss's chair it will work too won't it? I know aobut the bouncing addict phenomena. Better than flubber...
I can think of a lot of uses.. they would probably have me register it as a weapon....
I love your Egyptian hawk Frankie.. Maybe we could put the gorilla glue on the ground and have him drop our A's right there. No worrying about where they would be then would there?
I can think of a lot of uses.. they would probably have me register it as a weapon....
I love your Egyptian hawk Frankie.. Maybe we could put the gorilla glue on the ground and have him drop our A's right there. No worrying about where they would be then would there?
Ohhhhhhhhh.......Gorilla glue is the bomb!! I know a girl who's boyfriend cheated on her then kicked her out of the apartment they shared. Anyhow.......as she was retrieving her things she gorilla glued all of the windows shut AND the locks on the doors as she was leaving.
The jerk of a cheating ex had to call out some professionals to have the house opened back up!! Cost him hundreds!!
The jerk of a cheating ex had to call out some professionals to have the house opened back up!! Cost him hundreds!!
ROFLOL!!!! You guys are great~
The auto shop just called as I was reading these posts and told me i needed a new radiator, then probably wondered why i was laughing..(!) almost suggested they gorrila-glue it back together....
The auto shop just called as I was reading these posts and told me i needed a new radiator, then probably wondered why i was laughing..(!) almost suggested they gorrila-glue it back together....
I would be tempted to be sweet and nice and while he was asleep gorilla glue his you-know-what to his leg.....
Probably go to jail for that.. but it just might be a 'worth it' moment.
Probably go to jail for that.. but it just might be a 'worth it' moment.
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