Lovestoomuch

Give me time. I'm almost there.

raerae6

I don't steal from anywhere but work either. I thought of another song by King Missile, it is also funnier when you hear it than read it, it's off subject, but I always liked it...

"Detachable penis" by King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it

But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis

nevergivingup

OMG! I've heard that song before!!!

raerae6

You are twisted my dear...!

Lovestoomuch

Holy Shyte!! If my exabf had a detachable penis I would have gotten rid of him a lot sooner than I did and just kept the penis!

raerae6

Gotta say I would've done exactly the same thing!!!!!

raerae6

They've got my next block sectioned off with police tape and cops everywhere...this happens like twice a month.

i gotta go see what's going on ...

Lovestoomuch

Sounds like a great place lol.

raerae6

Last time it was abuilding falling apart..they thought it was a gas leak, but it wasn't. This time it's serious. Homicide.

Some guy cut a screen and broke in a window and killed some 25 yr. old girl. geez.

Lovestoomuch

Get out of that damn place!! When are you supposed to be moving?? Buy a gun or a tazor thingie............It was probably someone who knew her.......probably her boyfriend or ex. That's so sad. I hope they catch the *******.

raerae6

I'm moving a week from today-into another unit in the same blg. I think I'm gonna make the landlord put bars on my window,or i'll do it myself.
Probably was someone she knew...
My neighborhood isn't by far the worst, though.

Live

late coming in...was doing that free samples thing...what a hassle!

I used to take tp from college, I figured that's what the $20 student fee was for.

Nope...I am just a condiments, napkins snatcher.

raerae6

Live, what's the baby's middle name?

liesagain

about the swiping................from work.........nope scared to do it!! Just know that I'll take a $1.00 roll of TP and my car will blow up on the way home.yup thats my luck

liesagain

rae..............that stinks........I'd be nervous..........
my house has the bars over the windows and the sliding glass door, thank godness............actuallly when we first moved in I hated it..but then when AH went out on drugs and I was here alone with the kids I decided I wouldnt have it any other way....cuz I feel safe here.

When AH was out I would unplug the garage door thingy.......so he couldnt get it open..................just in case...knew he wasnt coming thru the bars.........

Live

Good grief...it was supposed to be William and then at the last minute they changed it to a passed down family name...something like Welford or Wilford???? I like William alot better.
But, it's their baby and they can teach him to spell it. I don't know how yet! LOL

Wow, that's scary about that going down in your neighborhood, you do NEED bars on the windows! I hope you are okay. I would be pretty shaken.

Okay...I admit...when the office was closing there was this wonderful pump thermos that everyone had forgotten about in the cupboards. It is mine now.

raerae6

In my place right now, the only excessible window is the little bathroom one, I have a couple boards over it under the blinds. When i move to the other place there are more excessible windows. i'll definately get some bars.

Anyway, when are gonna see Eli W-----?

Oh, hey, so what kind of food did you eat in Argentina?
What is life like there?

kj0975

Allriht here I am had a couple cockptails scott hates me sleeping on the blow up matress better than sleeping with his cold ass....... So what the owner of burger king thought I was hot I cANT help that nor can I help the fect that I asked for liketime whopper Jrs for my nieces heck food is expensive. So we will see.... I am sleeping on the cpuch until I get whoppr Jrs's for all!!!!

Live

Okay, Raerae.....I was wealthy by THEIR standards, wouldn't have made it at all here on the unemployment I was living on here in the States.

The food is far better....let me see if I can find some old post while living there where I was describing it fresh. Might have been lost in the great SR crash, I dunno?

If not, somewhere I might have a disc off my old computer and I could download from it, if it is in there. I'll look around.

raerae6

Hey Live, you don't have to go to any bother...

The cops are STILL outside, my windows are flashing red,blue,red,blue.....