Jingle bells in" Duck"
We 3 cops of metro south are...
staking out this seedy dive bar.
If we collar
alcohol-ers
We'll get new fancy cars
o-ooooh (chorus)
Watch 'em blunder,
watch 'em fight.
Them what drinks
just ain't too bright.
When they leave
we'll watch 'em weave
or plow right through a red stop light.
We 3 cops chalk tires with dots
while they sit in bar parking lots.
You'll get nabbed
by our comrade
Who spies your wheels down the block.
o-ooooh (chorus)
staking out this seedy dive bar.
If we collar
alcohol-ers
We'll get new fancy cars
o-ooooh (chorus)
Watch 'em blunder,
watch 'em fight.
Them what drinks
just ain't too bright.
When they leave
we'll watch 'em weave
or plow right through a red stop light.
We 3 cops chalk tires with dots
while they sit in bar parking lots.
You'll get nabbed
by our comrade
Who spies your wheels down the block.
o-ooooh (chorus)
Last edited by smoke gets in my eyes; 12-15-2002 at 01:15 AM.
HA HA HA HA - I'm scaring my cat again laughing so hard and crying. This is hilarious and you guys are just the best. Smoke, you missed your calling - you are a genius!! Ohhh my sides hurt.
SMOKE, you are hilarious!!!
Gosh you guys make me laugh more than I have in a long, long time!!! I'm singing these songs as I'm reading them, and my daughter thinks I'm nuts!!! Close to it, right??? :p :p :p
Smokes,
I don't know what you do for a living, but my advice is this:
Quit your day job and go to writing songs!!!!!!
You are a TOTAL 10 in the clever department!!! Thanks for the smiles.... In fact, I've enjoyed this board so much tonight, I've hardly had time to worry about my daughter. Well, in the last 15 minutes anyway!!!!! (Hey, cut me some slack. I'm a 'green' Al Anon but I'm growing, so just be patient with me... )
I don't know what you do for a living, but my advice is this:
Quit your day job and go to writing songs!!!!!!
You are a TOTAL 10 in the clever department!!! Thanks for the smiles.... In fact, I've enjoyed this board so much tonight, I've hardly had time to worry about my daughter. Well, in the last 15 minutes anyway!!!!! (Hey, cut me some slack. I'm a 'green' Al Anon but I'm growing, so just be patient with me... )
Joy to the world, I love these boards, and all they do for me!
Without them I'd be crazier, they calm me when I'm needier, Let
Heaven and nature sing, let us all learn from what we see
and help one another in 2003!!!!!
I have been working too much lately and missing out on the fun!
Anns and smoke, you are something else!!! This really eases the
tention reading these carols and laughing.We all need less
stress this time of the year especially.
Thinking and praying for you all,
matters
Without them I'd be crazier, they calm me when I'm needier, Let
Heaven and nature sing, let us all learn from what we see
and help one another in 2003!!!!!
I have been working too much lately and missing out on the fun!
Anns and smoke, you are something else!!! This really eases the
tention reading these carols and laughing.We all need less
stress this time of the year especially.
Thinking and praying for you all,
matters
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