Jingle bells in" Duck"

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We 3 cops of metro south are...
staking out this seedy dive bar.
If we collar
alcohol-ers
We'll get new fancy cars

o-ooooh (chorus)
Watch 'em blunder,
watch 'em fight.
Them what drinks
just ain't too bright.
When they leave
we'll watch 'em weave
or plow right through a red stop light.

We 3 cops chalk tires with dots
while they sit in bar parking lots.
You'll get nabbed
by our comrade
Who spies your wheels down the block.

o-ooooh (chorus)

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Old 12-14-2002, 06:05 PM
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HA HA HA HA - I'm scaring my cat again laughing so hard and crying. This is hilarious and you guys are just the best. Smoke, you missed your calling - you are a genius!! Ohhh my sides hurt.
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SMOKE, you are hilarious!!!

Gosh you guys make me laugh more than I have in a long, long time!!! I'm singing these songs as I'm reading them, and my daughter thinks I'm nuts!!! Close to it, right??? :p :p :p
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Old 12-14-2002, 07:00 PM
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Uproarious!

Smoke, will you marry me?
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um... Kentucky is not that progressive.
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Ah well, at least it isn't Dino..........

I snuck off in a tent with Harrision Ford anyway cause somehow I knew you were gonna turn me down.........
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Old 12-14-2002, 07:29 PM
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Smokes,

I don't know what you do for a living, but my advice is this:

Quit your day job and go to writing songs!!!!!!

You are a TOTAL 10 in the clever department!!! Thanks for the smiles.... In fact, I've enjoyed this board so much tonight, I've hardly had time to worry about my daughter. Well, in the last 15 minutes anyway!!!!! (Hey, cut me some slack. I'm a 'green' Al Anon but I'm growing, so just be patient with me... )
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Old 12-15-2002, 11:04 PM
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Joy to the world, I love these boards, and all they do for me!

Without them I'd be crazier, they calm me when I'm needier, Let

Heaven and nature sing, let us all learn from what we see

and help one another in 2003!!!!!


I have been working too much lately and missing out on the fun!

Anns and smoke, you are something else!!! This really eases the

tention reading these carols and laughing.We all need less

stress this time of the year especially.


Thinking and praying for you all,
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Who is going to take the 12 days of Christmas?

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Old 12-16-2002, 01:25 AM
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I will start it Mg.


On the first day of Christmas my ruffled DUCK gave to me,

A headache like you wouldn't believe!!


O.K. GAls and GUYs or whoever go for it!
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Old 12-16-2002, 06:26 AM
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Smoke. thanks for the laughs. .and I loved the "me. .me. .me. ." Anns..You guys are great. Love Mo
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On the 2nd day of Christmas, my duckie gave to meeeeeee...

2 gray hairs,
And a head-ache you wouldn't believe!
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On the third day of Christmas, my ducky gave to me

Three pawn shop tickets...
2 grey hairs
and a head-ache like you wouldn't believe!!!
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On the fourth day of Christmas, my ducky gave to me...

Four late night calls,
Three pawn shop tickets...
2 grey hairs
and a head-ache like you wouldn't believe!!!
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on the fifth day of christmas my Ducky gave to me....


5 DUI's
4 late night calls
3 pawn shop tickets
2 grey hairs
and a headache like you wouldnt believe!!!
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On the sixth day of Christmas my Ducky gave to me


6 Lame excuses
5 DUI's
4 Late night calls
3 Pawn shop tickets
2 Grey hairs
and a headache like you wouldn't believe
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On the seventh day of Christmas my Ducky gave to me

7 Bumming me out sorrys
6 Lame excuses
5 DUI's
4 Late night calls
3 Pawn shop tickets
2 Grey hairs
and a headache like you wouldn't believe
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Mg... I listened to the whole song. I like the rodeo "5" and the star wars ending the best! HAH!
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