Limericks, anyone?
 

There was an anon name of Smokie,
Who loved a recalcitrant blokie.
She found her a group,
he stopped being a poop.
Now they're both pretty much okey dokey.

Your turn.;)

There once was a gal named JT
who said "This is MY house for keeps!"
She let down her guard
he played his last card
and now she is washing his sheets!

Yaaaaaaaay! LOL:D

There once was a gal nicknamed Red
who thought it was all in her head.
She found a good way
to deal with her day
and life is much better for both

:)

OK, I'll try here!

There once was a gal named Gypsy,
She was blind to it all, even tho she could see.
She found herself a meeting,
To help stop her from all the freaking.
With the support of some loving souls,
Started to pull herself out of her hole!

There once was this chick named M G..rumpy
She'd been in the ring since her 20's.
She threw in the towel
And shreaked her last howl
and said I must stop,my heads lumpy.

There was a "mom" angel named Ann
Who watched as the poop hit the fan,
"My son's just a Duck
Who is down on his luck"
And he's doing the best that he can. :D

Because I couldn't get steps to work!
 

There once was a girl called Baby
who's favorite answer was "maybe"
She found this here board
then out the words poured
now she handles life more ably

There once was a gal named Barely
She looked at the addict squarely
Told him nope! No more!
Walked outta the door
And since has been doing quite fairly. :p

There once was a gal named Searching
Whose husband came A lurking
He got pissed
when he was dissed
and her life went tumbling after

There once was a gal named matters,

who earned her living as a waitress.

She thought she gave it up, but No Such Luck!

Guess what ? Now she's waiting on the DUCK!


Hey gang , I thought of this one when he went to eat and began asking for, salt , milk ( because he had enough beer for now) and then wanted a soda. And he also wanted six tortillas to go with the meat he was eating. I was just getting ready to wrap my Mom's presents so I can get them in the mail tomorrow. My daughter and I started laughing in the kitchen again. My therapy is laughter for sure!! The plus side is that he has passed out on the couch and I have peace and quiet for now. He always passes out after he eats. About 10 mins. after to be exact.


Keep them coming, this is fun,
matters

There was this broad named Josie
What a life, not too rosey
One day she woke up and said 30 years
of ducks?
Running and rescuing, sleepless nights.
She didn't know a thing about boundaries
or rights.
She found a book that explained it all.
Found a website in May if she recalls.
Things have been uphill ever since.
And she believes it was no coincidence.
She loves her ducks just the same,
and gave them them their wings back-
for she couldn't tame!

Hugs,

((((((Searching)))))))
 

So good to see you! My prayers are with you.

Red, Gypsy, Searching, JT,

Ann, Matters, Josie, MG,

Baby and Barely

write prose ordinar'ly

but their rhymes sure amuse little me!:D

WOW!!!!

What talents!

then, along, came Tena

who was given over to dreamin'

Said "Give me some space"

Fell flat on her face

Replied," this is not what I was meanin'"

(((((Searching)))))

It is good to see you. ;)

LMAO:D :D You are all the greatest!!!! **{GROUP}}}}

There once a gal name Deb
who was hanging by thread
but she started to be strong
even when things went wrong
now most of the time she doesn't see red

Hey I tried......lol

Clap clap, Barbiedeb - I was waiting for one from you LOL.:D