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01-04-2005, 09:30 PM

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wraybear

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Top Ten Reasons to Drink

This idea came from another thread, some of you know which one!

Top ten reasons our A's drink.

1. you never have sex with me (not enough sex causes the need to drink)

2. the guy in the car next to me picked his nose (mucous causes a need to drink)

anyone want to try for #3...
3.

01-04-2005, 10:31 PM

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FormerDoormat

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You moved my things! (your compulsive cleaning causes me to drink).

01-04-2005, 10:33 PM

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Dee at Mt Bully

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4.I never do anything the way you want it any way. (might as well drink)

01-04-2005, 10:54 PM

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best

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hmmm so far I should be on the floor with empties all about.

#4 its Friday night
#5 Its Saturday night
#6 its any night that ends in a Y
#7 well it was there and I didn't want it to go to waste.
#8 They forced me, I couldn't say no.
#9 the toilet paper was put on the holder backwards
*you know that just burns my butt* *LOL*

I think you will need a longer list then just 10

01-04-2005, 10:59 PM

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MysticCat

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I had a rough day at work
The boss needed to discuss something with me (at the bar)
So and So was retiring (at the bar)
It was so damn hot in the hangar all day

and my favorite ~ Do I need a reason?

01-05-2005, 01:12 AM

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Zoey

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It rained
It didn't rain

01-05-2005, 02:14 AM

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smoke gets in my eyes

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Your chatter annoys me.
You won't talk to me.

01-05-2005, 02:20 AM

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spirit

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i agree with mysticcat however my question is "what is a reason?" haha

apart from that

"you're breathing"

or "i am breathing"

that about covers it, i think they are reasons haha
kath

01-05-2005, 02:53 AM

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equus

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I want to feel safe.

01-05-2005, 05:57 AM

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Karivan

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Football is on.
Football isn't on.

01-05-2005, 07:02 AM

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escape artist

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my friends friend he works with sister's brother got a promotion!

01-05-2005, 07:02 AM

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frankly

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Because it's the last time I'm going to drink. My last blow out you know?

01-05-2005, 08:49 AM

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dreamcatcher

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We needed milk.

01-05-2005, 09:19 AM

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justired

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It takes the edge off : )

01-05-2005, 09:22 AM

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Live

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My friend brought over this bottle or bought me this drink, I can't be rude.

01-05-2005, 09:23 AM

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ellima01

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Because I should be able to drink whenever I want to - just like other people do...

01-05-2005, 09:24 AM

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JessicaNAJ

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we had sex and you just weren't there

I can't play guitar unless I drink

It's my scheduled night

01-05-2005, 09:27 AM

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Live

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You hurt my feelings.

01-05-2005, 09:29 AM

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dreamcatcher

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I hurt your feelings.
You won't leave me alone
You left me alone

01-05-2005, 09:40 AM

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queenofthehwy

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We don't own our house.
We do own our house (way too much responsibility)
You don't work enough hours
You work too much
You need to loose weight
Your too sexy (other guys might look at you)