Top Ten Reasons to Drink
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Because I wanted to just have one.
Because I like the way it tastes.
I had a stressful day.
Because I should be able to have a beer if I want too.
BUT I GOT DRUNK BECAUSE......you were going to be mad I drank anyways so I figured I might as well have another one.
(All of which I've heard before from my AH over the years)
Because I like the way it tastes.
I had a stressful day.
Because I should be able to have a beer if I want too.
BUT I GOT DRUNK BECAUSE......you were going to be mad I drank anyways so I figured I might as well have another one.
(All of which I've heard before from my AH over the years)
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Originally Posted by dreamcatcher
We needed milk.
Same reason people climb Mt. Everest: Because it's there.
My doctor said a glass of wine is good for me! (oh, how I love that one...)
Would you rather I smoke crack/shoot heroin/have sex with strangers/gamble our house away/sit with my feelings?
Caring for the 3 little bears
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I had a stressful day, I thought about watching the kids, doing the laundry, cleaning the kitchen, getting dinner ready, paying the bills, but it was too stressful (being a house wife (or husband) causes the need to drink)
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what drink
you acuse me of drinking when I only smelled like I did, so I did. I was going to get blamed for it anyway
Because I just like to party and you are a stick in the mud
Because I am a man and no one will tell me what not to do
Because I just like to party and you are a stick in the mud
Because I am a man and no one will tell me what not to do
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It is because we don't have childern, We have no responsibilities.
(2 childern later) Hey! you said you would quit drinking if we had childern. !
Well thats the problem, you have these kids which causes all these responsiubilities, and that would cause anyone to drink. (I heard a speaker tell this on himself. )
(2 childern later) Hey! you said you would quit drinking if we had childern. !
Well thats the problem, you have these kids which causes all these responsiubilities, and that would cause anyone to drink. (I heard a speaker tell this on himself. )
Caring for the 3 little bears
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The beer was on sale... instead of the normal 2 for $6 it was 4 for $12.
And, we don't even bother saying "HUH?"
That's kind like what I do with pizza... "can you cut it into 4 pieces, I don't think I could eat 8."
ha ha ha
And, we don't even bother saying "HUH?"
That's kind like what I do with pizza... "can you cut it into 4 pieces, I don't think I could eat 8."
ha ha ha
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I'm bored, you weren't paying attention to me anyway.
The games on...
I have to take the edge off from last night when I drank too much
I have a cold (AH really thinks making himself puke from alcohol will get ride of his cold)
You thought I was drinking so I might as well drink
The grass is too high
The games on...
I have to take the edge off from last night when I drank too much
I have a cold (AH really thinks making himself puke from alcohol will get ride of his cold)
You thought I was drinking so I might as well drink
The grass is too high
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I woke up
I wanted to sleep
Whats the matter with having a couple of beers? (and a few shots......and some more beers.....and afew more shots)
One of my AW Favorites from Pirates of the Carribean.............."But whys the rum gone?"..........as I sit and think, because you drank it?
She actually thinks its cool that both Liquor stores near us, know what she drinks so they keep those items stocked for her.
I wanted to sleep
Whats the matter with having a couple of beers? (and a few shots......and some more beers.....and afew more shots)
One of my AW Favorites from Pirates of the Carribean.............."But whys the rum gone?"..........as I sit and think, because you drank it?
She actually thinks its cool that both Liquor stores near us, know what she drinks so they keep those items stocked for her.
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