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Old 04-13-2016, 03:07 PM
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I follow SoberRecovery on Facebook and they posted "jokes every codependent will understand" and I wanted to share my favorite...

How can you tell you’re at an Alanon meeting?
Someone spills their coffee and everyone gets up to clean it up.
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LOl...LOL...lol....

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Old 04-13-2016, 03:50 PM
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Oh so true...lol!
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Old 04-13-2016, 05:26 PM
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Here we just call it good manners... But hey, I'm Canadian. We say sorry when someone bumps into us.
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I always like this one: "How can you tell two AAs (or heck, if you want to make one/both an Al-Anon, it's fine with me) are out on first date?"

Moving van is in the driveway.
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I always like this one: "How can you tell two AAs (or heck, if you want to make one/both an Al-Anon, it's fine with me) are out on first date?" Moving van is in the driveway.
Lmao!!! It shouldn't be funny but man is it true haha
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Why did the alcoholic cross the street? To get more beer.
Why did the Codie cross the street? To chase after and bitch to the alcoholic about getting more beer.

Yeah, I totally just made those up....not quitting my day job to become a comic any time soon....but tried my best to make a funny
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How many drunks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Zero. When you've got beer, who needs to see?
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How many codies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh honey, don't worry about that...I'll take care of it.
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Old 04-15-2016, 06:27 AM
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There is this link from the SR site: 13 Jokes Only Codependents Will Understand
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Old 04-15-2016, 08:03 AM
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Why to alanon's close their eyes while making love?

Because they hate to see alcoholics having fun...

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Old 04-15-2016, 12:23 PM
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Honeypig...referring to friends as caseloads made me laugh out loud! I have a few like that who I've separated some from lately. Hahaha!
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