Duckygirl1

What next an effing singing telegram?! LMAO!!!! I'm sorry it's so ridiculous what they do! I just saw some poor sap in a gorilla costume singing that to the tune of yellow rose of Texas or something then holding his hand out for a tip! Dude actually took the time to a. Get a postcard b. Buy postage c. Drop it in a box? I don't go to that much effort for my bills!

Babe- build a fire with that thing, throw on any pics of him you might have and roast some marshmallows!

Carlotta

I agree with the others:
Make a duck origami with that card and burn it

seasaw

HA! Gosh I am so sorry. It doesn't matter what one's body type is, the words were meant to hurt, so I know I shouldn't be laughing. but. hoooooooey!!! how does he expect you to take THAT seriously?? I am SO glad my mother does not have my current address. Praise be. Because even though that postcard is too ridiculous to take seriously, it's just so annoying that he entered your bubble of serenity.

Actually maybe frame it and hang it in his favorite bar, on the wall, with a plaque underneath, "Don't Drink And Spell"?

Duckygirl1

Hey, Carlotta! Maybe we should all meet in the desert for Burning Duck! Like Burning Man but for our tribe!

Brave

OMG it was an ACTUAL postcard?? I vote that you send him back a singing gorilla gram who can tell him where to shove it (musically!) Or maybe a skywriter?

*disclaimer- I know that would be engaging and letting him drag you into the muck. But it's fun to think about anyway.