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03-31-2014, 04:14 PM

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readerbaby71

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Ahahaha! Great personal ad. His texts are truly pathetic. I love that you showed them to your friend and laughed about it. I could totally see me and my best friend doing that. **** him.

03-31-2014, 04:30 PM

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OMGosh I cannot stop laughing..... I lost it at "saggy smelly school marm" (I mean, really! This is just so ridiculous sounding, try saying it out loud & NOT laughing!...)

But then I got to the personal ad & oh MY.... hysterical!!!

03-31-2014, 04:51 PM

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Shakespearean Retort

I'm big on Rhymes and Limericks. Have fun with your responses, if one is req'd. Or, compose them for giggles and don't send them. Ahem...

Roses are red
This smelly School Marm
Just hopes your short D*ck
Does no one else harm
Burma Shave

03-31-2014, 04:57 PM

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Fathom

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^^^ I shouldn't be laughing so hard! but I can't help it!!!

03-31-2014, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by lillamy

"If Match Profiles Were Honest"....

Awww... I knew I liked you! :lol (I once broke up with a guy because he couldn't spell. For real.)

Love you even more than before lillamy bc ME TOO (breaking up w a guy bc of grammar)!!!! no lie! He (Greg) wrote me this long letter saying why he wasn't sure he wanted to continue our r/s bc I had moved an hour away and he used your instead of you're all throughout it and I literally called him as soon as I finished reading it and broke up w him. It was the final line that killed me... Something to the effect of "your a great person". I STILL cringe over it.

I mean honestly, how f'ing hard is it to use your (possession) vs you're (you are)

Sorry. Rant over.

See I so am a grammar nazi! My friends post grammar joke stuff on fb to me bc I'm kind of notorious for it! Lol.

03-31-2014, 06:06 PM

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Shakespeare's got nothing on you!!! DYING laughing!!!!

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03-31-2014, 06:11 PM

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Title for the personal ad...

"Wanted: one saggy smelly school marm to replace the one I lost"

Lol.

Cracking myself up here!

03-31-2014, 06:14 PM

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Thanks for the laughs. "Saggy smelly school marm" is my favorite too. You have to be drunk to come up with that.

03-31-2014, 06:17 PM

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This whole thread just made my night. Thanks for the laughs, all of you.

And WTBH, for a saggy smelly school marm, you rock.

03-31-2014, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by HealingWillCome

This whole thread just made my night. Thanks for the laughs, all of you.

And WTBH, for a saggy smelly school marm, you rock.

Lmao!!! I posted this to share my amusement about his insanity but you all have made me laugh so much more w your awesome one liners!

03-31-2014, 06:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wanttobehealthy

It was the final line that killed me... Something to the effect of "your a great person". I STILL cringe over it.

I mean honestly, how f'ing hard is it to use your (possession) vs you're (you are)

See I so am a grammar nazi! My friends post grammar joke stuff on fb to me bc I'm kind of notorious for it! Lol.

Ahahhaha! Your hilarious. H