For the Mom's A friend of mine just sent this to me via e-mail. Lessons from Mom.... MOM taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!" MOM taught me RELIGION: "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." MOM taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" MOM taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why." MOM taught me FORESIGHT: "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident." MOM taught me IRONY: "Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about." MOM taught me about the science of OSMOSIS: "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!" MOM taught me about being a CONTORTIONIST: "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!" MOM taught me about STAMINA: "You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished." MOM taught me about WEATHER: "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room." MOM taught me how to solve PHYSIC PROBLEMS: "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?" MOM taught me about HYPOCRISY: "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't exaggerate!!!" MOM taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION: "Stop acting like your father!" MOM taught me about ENVY: "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!" And most of all .....MOM taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE: "I brought you into this world-and I can take you out." |
Oh Smoke - THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! I am up early and rarely laugh until after my first coffee, but I'm falling off my chair here. Thanks!!! :D Hugs |
LOL!!! I think I inherited a few of those sayings...and when I started to sound like MY Mom...it knocked me into next week... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> |
My mom taught me I had a lot in common with Jesus "Close that DOOR...where you born in a barn?" and how to do the "pretzel dance"..."don't get your knickers in a knot!!" Hugs :D |
I know what you mean Anns!!! <img src="http://www.animationlibrary.com/Animation10/Food_and_Drinks/Salted_Snacks/Pretzel_dances.gif" alt=" - " /> |
Right on JT!!!! I am practicing that pretzel dance. LOL <img src="http://www.metroactive.com/papers/cruz/05.01.97/gifs/stage-9718.jpg" alt=" - " /> Hugs |
AND THIS "QUEEN MUM' THOUGHT SHE HAD PROBLEMS!!!! <img src="http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/royal-family/queen-mum.jpg" alt=" - " /> AND WHERE DID YOU HIDE MY HORMONES, CHARLES???" |
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