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Join Date: Mar 2002
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Classes
A friend sent this from my on-line writer's circle, & I thought folks here might appreciate it.
Peace, serenity and joy,
firefly
CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS -
>SIGN-UP BY MAY 25TH
>
>NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents,
>each
>course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.
>
>TOPIC 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS. Step by step, with slide
>presentation.
>
>TOPIC 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Round
>table
>discussion.
>
>TOPIC 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE
>SEAT
>UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB? Group
>practice.
>
>TOPIC 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE
>FLOOR.
>Pictures and explanatory graphics.
>
>TOPIC 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE
AND
>FLY
>INTO THE KITCHEN SINK? Examples on video.
>
>TOPIC 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT
OTHER.
>
>Helpline support and support groups.
>
>TOPIC 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE
>RIGHT
>PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
>Open forum.
>
>TOPIC 8 - HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR
>HEALTH.
>Graphics and audio tape.
>
>TOPIC 9 - REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. Real life
testimonials.
>
>TOPIC 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL
>PARKS. Driving simulation.
>
>TOPIC 11 - LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND
WIFE.
>Online class and role playing.
>
>TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. Relaxation.
>Exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
>
>TOPIC 13 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS,
>ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO
BE
>
>LATE. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
>
>**UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSES, DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE
>SURVIVORS.
>
Peace, serenity and joy,
firefly
CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS -
>SIGN-UP BY MAY 25TH
>
>NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents,
>each
>course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.
>
>TOPIC 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS. Step by step, with slide
>presentation.
>
>TOPIC 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Round
>table
>discussion.
>
>TOPIC 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE
>SEAT
>UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB? Group
>practice.
>
>TOPIC 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE
>FLOOR.
>Pictures and explanatory graphics.
>
>TOPIC 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE
AND
>FLY
>INTO THE KITCHEN SINK? Examples on video.
>
>TOPIC 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT
OTHER.
>
>Helpline support and support groups.
>
>TOPIC 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE
>RIGHT
>PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
>Open forum.
>
>TOPIC 8 - HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR
>HEALTH.
>Graphics and audio tape.
>
>TOPIC 9 - REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. Real life
testimonials.
>
>TOPIC 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL
>PARKS. Driving simulation.
>
>TOPIC 11 - LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND
WIFE.
>Online class and role playing.
>
>TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. Relaxation.
>Exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
>
>TOPIC 13 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS,
>ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO
BE
>
>LATE. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
>
>**UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSES, DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE
>SURVIVORS.
>
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