Poor Baby........

Old 02-19-2012, 07:29 AM
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Poor Baby........

Well- I just learned that the reason my AH drinks and smokes weed is my sons and I are mean to him ... Isnt that sad ( said with total seething sarcasm)! A 48 year old man is the victim here and it is all our fault. Oh - And I have turned him gay he thinks as I won't be intimate with him - I told him if that is the case - I support you. This really enraged him as he is a homphobic idiot. He cant stand my gay friends. This was truly comedic genius. I am able to laugh at the absurdity of it. Really shows me there is no hope for this guy. I am feeling hopeful today and that is all I can ask for - lie is truly a blessing!
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Old 02-19-2012, 07:42 AM
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Wow!

You are some kinda powerful Lady!
1 - powerful enough to make a grown man drink alcohol to the point of stupid
2 - powerful enough to make a grown man change his preference of sexual gender

Speaking of stupid......
I thought abstinence from intimacy was defined as celebacy not homosexuality.
I also thought that celebacy was a path to enlightenment for some. Seems to have had a different effect on your teminally unique alcoholic.

Keep laughing!
I'm laughing with you!
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Old 02-19-2012, 08:36 AM
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Hang in there, I am glad you can still laugh, maybe he thinks he's gay because you have been putting the boot up his butt....:rotfxko

Have a great day, big hugs.

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Old 02-19-2012, 09:50 AM
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I told him if that is the case - I support you.
I mean, now that you've made him gay, the least you can do is support him as he comes out of the closet. Perhaps the two of you can tell his parents. Are you going to continue living together like Will and Grace? Alternately you can help him pack his bags and move out so that he can find the real love of his life.
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Old 02-19-2012, 09:56 AM
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HA!
I use to tell my husband, that it's men like him who make lesbians!

He didnt find much humor in my sarcasm..Oh Well, Made me laugh!

It's a wonder I dont drink and smoke weed, after all of that...LOL
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Old 02-20-2012, 10:09 AM
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Mine said he has resentments toward our kids...

they don't take out the trash when they are supposed to!

BAHWAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
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Old 02-20-2012, 10:21 AM
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Oh - He has resentments towards my sons for not taking the initiative to mow the lawn or clean the house- what 19 year old just says Hey I am gonna clean the house today - maybe their room when it gets heinous but the whole house of their parents. I never did that for God sake!
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Old 02-20-2012, 10:36 AM
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if he is gay...send him my way...i am sure i can have some fun with him....(LOL, how ever you wanna take that is up to you!...lol)

but I LOVE YOUR BALLS!!
*giggles*
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