Anyone need a good laugh?

Old 01-11-2012, 11:19 AM
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Anyone need a good laugh?

9 year old boy "Babies come out your butt?"

Mom "No, mommies have three holes, silly. One for your pee pee, one for your poo poo, and one for babies."

4year old boy with hands on his hips then pointing at each body part as he says in an angry tone "I have three holes!!! One for my pee pee, one for my poo poo, and one for my boogers!!!"





Do you know how long it has been since I have been able to enjoy these moments and just laugh! It was nice.
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Old 01-11-2012, 11:32 AM
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I just got off the phone with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian Border.
He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still falling.
The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force.
His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.
He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
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Old 01-11-2012, 01:46 PM
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My "charming" cousin taught this joke to my three year old.

How do you scare a bee?

Boo! Bee!

Now she runs around saying boobee boobee!

Lovely.
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Old 01-16-2012, 07:12 AM
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I want to recommend Uberhumor.com, it is R rated so don't read it with the kids, but it really helps me when I need a good laugh.
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