The Things A's Say
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The Things A's Say
STBXAH.....
He has now resorted to transferring his beer from CAN to styofoam cup (32 oz). I saw the quart o beer yesterday. Called him on it. His response?
"I was trying to respect your wishes and not drink beer in front of you."
Oh, what is that in the cup then? Does beer magically transform itself into another liquid when it's transferred from can to another container? Please tell me the secret behind this, I really want to know!
But wait folks! It gets better!
'I am not drinking in front of the kids. But if the kids come here, they don't see beer cans."
We have temporary orders. NO drinking in front of the kids. OIC!!! You don't want the kids to SEE the beer cans, because you will get in trouble!!!
So, since I'm not drinking beer from a beer can, and I'm drinking from a cup then I'm not really drinking.
Yeah, lawyer's back on alert.
What a genius STBXAH is! He's just all kinds of special!! I wish I could be so smart!! Dumber than a bucket of fart, my friend would say.
What other wonderful things do your A's come up with?
Sue
He has now resorted to transferring his beer from CAN to styofoam cup (32 oz). I saw the quart o beer yesterday. Called him on it. His response?
"I was trying to respect your wishes and not drink beer in front of you."
Oh, what is that in the cup then? Does beer magically transform itself into another liquid when it's transferred from can to another container? Please tell me the secret behind this, I really want to know!
But wait folks! It gets better!
'I am not drinking in front of the kids. But if the kids come here, they don't see beer cans."
We have temporary orders. NO drinking in front of the kids. OIC!!! You don't want the kids to SEE the beer cans, because you will get in trouble!!!
So, since I'm not drinking beer from a beer can, and I'm drinking from a cup then I'm not really drinking.
Yeah, lawyer's back on alert.
What a genius STBXAH is! He's just all kinds of special!! I wish I could be so smart!! Dumber than a bucket of fart, my friend would say.
What other wonderful things do your A's come up with?
Sue
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My exabf supposedly was drinking Mountain Dew, it was green and in a clear plastic cup,
however, i could tell by his big mouth that he was drinking alcohol. It wasn't MD, it was some crap called Tilt, beer loaded with caffine. It made him elnutzo.
however, i could tell by his big mouth that he was drinking alcohol. It wasn't MD, it was some crap called Tilt, beer loaded with caffine. It made him elnutzo.
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"What else am I supposed to do?"
It's my fault he's drinking because I'm not entertaining him, and there's apparently nothing else on the planet to do.
"You said I could smoke in your car"
I let him do it once while driving him somewhere, but repeatedly told him I didn't want anyone regularly smoking in my car and he'd promised several times not to do it again. Even stopped for weeks.
"You just don't want to be with anyone, and you are using this as an excuse."
When I told him I couldn't date him any longer because of his drinking and how stressful it is for me.
"I didn't drive while drinking in your car. I poured a small glass of rum and downed it before I got in the car."
"I spent all of it on you!" When I asked him where all his money continues to go. Absolutely not true.
It's my fault he's drinking because I'm not entertaining him, and there's apparently nothing else on the planet to do.
"You said I could smoke in your car"
I let him do it once while driving him somewhere, but repeatedly told him I didn't want anyone regularly smoking in my car and he'd promised several times not to do it again. Even stopped for weeks.
"You just don't want to be with anyone, and you are using this as an excuse."
When I told him I couldn't date him any longer because of his drinking and how stressful it is for me.
"I didn't drive while drinking in your car. I poured a small glass of rum and downed it before I got in the car."
"I spent all of it on you!" When I asked him where all his money continues to go. Absolutely not true.
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My wife bought fruit drinks and poured wine into the bottles which really effectively masked the smell. Her favorite was orange Gatorade, but anything with a bottle and colored liquid worked. Slurpies worked nicely in the summer for her too.
In a pinch she just used Nalgene bottles and said it was water.
She, however, isn't dumb. She's an alcoholic who does and says incredible dumb things when she's drunk or drinking.
Now that she's in a lengthy period of sobriety we laugh together about how she used to think she was getting away with it when my daughter and I knew the whole time.
Cyranoak
In a pinch she just used Nalgene bottles and said it was water.
She, however, isn't dumb. She's an alcoholic who does and says incredible dumb things when she's drunk or drinking.
Now that she's in a lengthy period of sobriety we laugh together about how she used to think she was getting away with it when my daughter and I knew the whole time.
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STBXAH: I swear I won't lie anymore
ME (after he's been caught in a lie not 5 min after the above speech): What about what you just said about not lying?
STBXAH: It's not a lie unless I'm intentionally trying to deceive you.
Hmmmm. Still scratching my head about that one.
And today,
STBXAH: You're being really accomodating/kind thank you
ME: Sure
1 hr later
ME: I tried to be accomodating bc I could and I thought it was best for the girls
STBAH: Don't twist your arm patting yourself on the back-- you have never been accomodating a day in your life
ME: hung up phone and unplugged it- still unplugged 8 hrs later.
ME (after he's been caught in a lie not 5 min after the above speech): What about what you just said about not lying?
STBXAH: It's not a lie unless I'm intentionally trying to deceive you.
Hmmmm. Still scratching my head about that one.
And today,
STBXAH: You're being really accomodating/kind thank you
ME: Sure
1 hr later
ME: I tried to be accomodating bc I could and I thought it was best for the girls
STBAH: Don't twist your arm patting yourself on the back-- you have never been accomodating a day in your life
ME: hung up phone and unplugged it- still unplugged 8 hrs later.
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Originally Posted by gbz 
Yes well my AH attempted to explain his morning whisky drink was from a while ago. Except the ice was not melted and We don't live in the artic. This really happened I left the next day.
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My ABF says he doesn't have a drinking problem because "it's only beer".
Or how about, I only had "three beers" I don't understand why you are upset
(Yeah, but they are 32 oz. bottles)
or, "I don't drink EVERY day"
(Excuse the hell out of me, you have managed to be sober about 2 weeks in 2 years).
All I can say is STBXBF!
Or how about, I only had "three beers" I don't understand why you are upset
(Yeah, but they are 32 oz. bottles)
or, "I don't drink EVERY day"
(Excuse the hell out of me, you have managed to be sober about 2 weeks in 2 years).
All I can say is STBXBF!
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Lol!
Originally Posted by LivingLife4Me
STBXAH.....
He has now resorted to transferring his beer from CAN to styofoam cup (32 oz). I saw the quart o beer yesterday. Called him on it. His response?
"I was trying to respect your wishes and not drink beer in front of you."
Oh, what is that in the cup then? Does beer magically transform itself into another liquid when it's transferred from can to another container? Please tell me the secret behind this, I really want to know!
But wait folks! It gets better!
'I am not drinking in front of the kids. But if the kids come here, they don't see beer cans."
We have temporary orders. NO drinking in front of the kids. OIC!!! You don't want the kids to SEE the beer cans, because you will get in trouble!!!
So, since I'm not drinking beer from a beer can, and I'm drinking from a cup then I'm not really drinking.
Yeah, lawyer's back on alert.
What a genius STBXAH is! He's just all kinds of special!! I wish I could be so smart!! Dumber than a bucket of fart, my friend would say.
What other wonderful things do your A's come up with?
Sue
He has now resorted to transferring his beer from CAN to styofoam cup (32 oz). I saw the quart o beer yesterday. Called him on it. His response?
"I was trying to respect your wishes and not drink beer in front of you."
Oh, what is that in the cup then? Does beer magically transform itself into another liquid when it's transferred from can to another container? Please tell me the secret behind this, I really want to know!
But wait folks! It gets better!
'I am not drinking in front of the kids. But if the kids come here, they don't see beer cans."
We have temporary orders. NO drinking in front of the kids. OIC!!! You don't want the kids to SEE the beer cans, because you will get in trouble!!!
So, since I'm not drinking beer from a beer can, and I'm drinking from a cup then I'm not really drinking.
Yeah, lawyer's back on alert.
What a genius STBXAH is! He's just all kinds of special!! I wish I could be so smart!! Dumber than a bucket of fart, my friend would say.
What other wonderful things do your A's come up with?
Sue
LOl..mine has come up with all kind of dumb as dirt answers. Looks at me like a deer in headlights when he is trying to think of something to say about his drinking. He usually will sit on the patio outside and drink so i don't see him doing it..like that makes it ok DUH! Puts black bags over the cans..so i won't see em..who does he think he is fooling? ONLY HIM! Pitiful if you ask me UGH!
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