Quack, quack.....
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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Quack, quack.....
found this in e-mail this morning....sound familiar?
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the
other
and says,
"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've
been out drinking,
I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the
engine and coast
into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak
up
the stairs, I
get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up
and yells at
me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong
approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps,throw my shoes in the
closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, "WHO'S
HORNY".....?!!!"
And she always acts like she's sound asleep!"
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the
other
and says,
"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've
been out drinking,
I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the
engine and coast
into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak
up
the stairs, I
get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up
and yells at
me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong
approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps,throw my shoes in the
closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, "WHO'S
HORNY".....?!!!"
And she always acts like she's sound asleep!"
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 529
Hi Missy,
I had to put my coffee down when I read this cuz I didn't want to spill it on myself... I was choking through the laughter!!
You have no idea how much this resembles MY husband... Perhaps he wrote this himself
Meg
I had to put my coffee down when I read this cuz I didn't want to spill it on myself... I was choking through the laughter!!
You have no idea how much this resembles MY husband... Perhaps he wrote this himself
Meg
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 413
You gals just dont have yours trained right.All it takes is 2 or 3 really good high class fits. And the ability not to sniggle while youre doing it. LOL.
Elvis knew if he woke me up there would be hell to pay. No matter how drunk he was he would tip toe and whisper to the furkids. Of course I pretended not to hear this very loud tip toeing and whispering.
Elvis knew if he woke me up there would be hell to pay. No matter how drunk he was he would tip toe and whisper to the furkids. Of course I pretended not to hear this very loud tip toeing and whispering.
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: mousetown il
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Now that really made me giggle!I am finding that even with all the sorrow we have all seen (sounds like a title to a country song) we all have a streak of humor left which is probably about the only thing that keeps those mean streaks at bay..you guys are a hoot!And I needed that...
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