Garage Sale!!!!!
 

Jon is so clever. I found this piece of junk and was going to burn it, but he said I should garage sale it instead. Let's have a GARAGE SALE anonners! What do you want to get rid of????


Here's my first item... it's a book.

"The Bad Girl's Guide to the Party Life"


NEXT!!!

he-he-he!
 

my stbx AH's stuffed deer head and trophy bass! (evil laugh!) =D

Anybody care for a couple of boxes worth of Treatment Center "handouts"?

From some of the best and worst centers in the country.

Most, if not all, were never read after I left a particular center so they're in Mint Condition!!!

Ooooo, wait! Look what I found!

Dozens of Newcomer and 30 day chips!!!

(yes, dozens...got a problem with that?)

:supercool

You know... when I first looked at that, I thought it said "handcuffs". LOL

You know, maybe I should sell those too....

I have a freezer full of elephant burgers, elephant sausage, elephant hash, steaks, roasts, tenderloin. That last elephant was a bigg'n!!

JT

Don't we need a health permit to sell food?

Ah, what the hell. While we're at it, we really should open a lemonade stand.

Somebody find a tweaker to build one real quick...

Start by looking in garages.

Do you think anyone would want to buy three radio/cassette players with no attennas?

Oh I almost forgot...the elephant gun. While we are breaking local codes we may as well go for it!

I won't be needing it anymore...

My "Queen of Denial" cassette.

Oh man, I just moved and got rid of a lot of junk...but as I unpacked I realized how many recovery books that I had bought for HIM....needless to say he never read them.

Like Jon's stuff - like new.

Also, I can put out my "100 Ways to Cook His Goose, or Cook a Duck" cookbook. Even after l'oranging my son for years, in the end he is conjuring up his own recipe for recovery, and so far it smells okay.

hmmm - let me keep looking. Like JT, I may have to look behind the fillet d'elephant.

Hugs
Ann

A 10 x 12 remnant of carpet out of the Beav's old bedroom....as is.

True story....One book I threw away but could have added was called "I'm Dyfunctional, You're Dysfunctional". A real gem :rolleyes:

Darn I have to go...this is a hoot!!!

I don't know if we'll be able to sell these promises I found in the closet. A lot of them are broken.

We'll put them right next to the carton of good intentions. :D

Hey... can I be on the restaurant staff? I can toast the buns.

i've got a huge work bench in the basement and all the woodworking tools and wood we could ever need to build that lemonade stand! there's some 100 year old cherry wood down there too. ooooo! that's gonna make a pretty lemonade stand! we could also sell crow burgers. i'm sure we all have a stash of crow in the freezer that was never eaten!

AA and NA pamphlets. Lots of 'em. And meeting directories. Lots of them too. And again, MINT CONDITION!!!