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Old 10-10-2003, 11:59 AM
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wHOLE SET OF BOOKS BY JESS LAIR;
I ain't much baby but I'm all I got
I Ain't well but I sure am better
can't remember them all but the
kicker is
Sex if I didn't laugh I'd cry...
Very Well read by me but Himself never even pick them up.

If we put smoke in charge of the food she should be real good at roasted marshmellows.
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Old 10-10-2003, 01:42 PM
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Turkey baster bulb, anyone? (Sorry, the glass tube is missing. ) Make an offer quick, though - Thanksgiving is just around the corner!
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Old 10-10-2003, 01:52 PM
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FREE FOR THE TAKING!

Hey Guys!
I wanna participate too!


1 Addict named Michael.

He's cute and strong and handsome and comes with his very own crack pipe.

Anyone interested in taking him off my hands please do so before I change my mind.

Love, Hugz & packing his crap.....

Kim
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Old 10-10-2003, 04:33 PM
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ROFLMAO !!!


1986 Defunct Honda Accord - NOT in mint condition

Complete with title loan

$$$ Real Cheap $$$ - U-HAUL


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Old 10-10-2003, 04:47 PM
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Hi deedee!!!!
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Old 10-10-2003, 05:01 PM
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I love posts like this...

Well, I've got a few books to add to the mix...
In MY closet are the books I bought for him:

"How to quit drinking without AA" - for the time when he thought AA was a "cult"

"Relationship Rescue" - Yup, Good Ol' Dr Phil - this was for the time when I thought it was our RELATIONSHIP that needed fixing.

Oh yes, and the neatly piled and stapled and sorted pamphlets from the various local treatment centres - I put them on his bedside table, and now they're in my closet... weird.

In HIS closet...
Just ONE book, that I would REALLY like to get rid of... FREE to the first taker...

It's called "Sexual Positions - the ultimate guide to Lovemaking"

:cube: Gee, you'd have to be a real square to pass up THESE deals.

Hugs, Meg
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Old 10-10-2003, 05:09 PM
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I got one Boyfriend for sale, Big screen TV, Remote and Kegerator included....
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Old 10-10-2003, 05:25 PM
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Depends Carla,

Does the boyfriend know how to work?
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Old 10-10-2003, 05:27 PM
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Hmmmm....I have this heart.But it's got boot prints all over it,and you can see where it's been glued back together.It makes a nice doorstop though...it's pretty heavy.

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Old 10-10-2003, 05:50 PM
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Originally posted by Jon
Depends Carla,

Does the boyfriend know how to work?
Um, Jon... I think you missed the part about "kegerator included". Chances are slim.
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Old 10-10-2003, 05:51 PM
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How about a collection of vodka vases, er, bottles - all shapes and sizes. They make for interesting conversation pieces when filled with a variety of flowers.
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Old 10-10-2003, 05:54 PM
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jojo,

You are going laugh at this one, I actualy took one of my big wine bottles, filled it with little shells 1" deep filled it with water and put little goldfish in it!

It was the coolest fish bowl!
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Old 10-10-2003, 06:03 PM
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HEY!
Can I throw in a bunch of old beer coozies?

We have everything from sports teams to those funny little sayings like...
"I've only had one beer!...after another, after another, after another"
"The drunker I get the better looking you get!"

OH and a collection of shot glasses from all over the USA.
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Old 10-10-2003, 07:34 PM
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How about 14 pounds of Rottenweiler fur?
You could knit a sweater.

How about a case of Whine?
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Old 10-10-2003, 07:52 PM
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My contribution:

60 High School Seniors with varying wardrobes and cars.. and they are so easy to take care of as THEY KNOW IT ALL!

..going cheap! $1 a head $2 with diploma!
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Old 10-10-2003, 09:18 PM
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Chy... however did you get 60 of those?
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Old 10-10-2003, 09:30 PM
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Originally posted by smoke gets in my eyes
Chy... however did you get 60 of those?

Costco...they were having a sale

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Old 10-10-2003, 10:13 PM
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I have volume I of "What I do doesn't effect anyone but me" and various collection of old tapes that play: "I'm fine it's you that needs the help" and "You are so selfish and selfcentered, try thinking of me for a change" recorded and handed out by a parent for many years. Also included a free version of "101 ways that you are not compasionate"

Well I will keep digging, I'm sure I will find that I have more stuff that I can give away!
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Old 10-11-2003, 06:32 AM
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Hey Paulie,

How much for the "Queen of Denial" cassette? Mine got lost.

How 'bout we throw in a few bags of excuses and a trunk full of alterer motives? I don't think I need any more of those lying around the house.

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Old 10-11-2003, 11:33 AM
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My husband has a habit of bringing home things that other people are throwing away. Another fun addiction!! Just look at what he found at the dump today. Gee maybe he will find use for that one day or maybe, just maybe I can have a garage sale each weekend of the year.
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