Cecilia

Considering the problems most of us have I find it odd that we cant post one of our most functional words. And do you know what that word is?



Well, it's *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!........That's right, *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!!
*#%!*#%!*#%!*#%! may just be the most functional word in the English language.
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Consider this: You can be *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%! faced,
*#%!*#%!*#%!*#%! out of luck, Or have *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%! for brains.
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With a little effort, you can get your *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%! together, find a place for your *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, or decide to *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%! or get off the pot.

You can smoke *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, buy *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, sell *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, lose *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, find *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, forget *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, and tell others to eat *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%! and die.

Some people know their *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, while others can't tell the difference between *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%! and shineola.

There are lucky *****, dumb *****, crazy *****, and sweet *****.
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There is bull *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, horse *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, and chicken *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!.
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You can throw *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, sling *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, catch *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!,
shoot the *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, or duck when the *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%! hits the fan.

You can give a *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%! or serve *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%! on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%! or be happier than a pig in *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!.

Some days are colder than *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, some days are hotter than *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, and some days are just plain ******.

Some music sounds like *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, things can look like *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, and there are times when you feel like *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!.

You can have too much *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, not enough *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!,
the right *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, the wrong *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, or a lot of weird *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!.

You can carry *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, have a mountain of *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!,
or find yourself up *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%! creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!,
and other times you fall in a bucket of *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%! and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, It's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%!, You don't need to know anything else!



You know considering the *#%!*#%!*#%!*#%! most of us put up with it and talk about it would be nice to reserve a few appropriate smilies/avatars.

smoke gets in my eyes

Well, Cecilia... you can play the substitution game. You can use an exclamation mark for the I... or add a capital R (shiRt) or put an e on the end for a more British feel.

But we all know what you mean when we see the funny script... so fork it.

selliott

needed laugh for today..I'm still giggling..lol for that one!!!!

Cecilia

I couldnt stand it any longer.
This place was getting way too serious.

By the way I got some felines sitting here who would like to know if you really live in Mousetown.