What is WRONG with Hardware Stores??????
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This thread describes the problem, Here is some solution:
http://www.soberrecovery.com/forums/...are-store.html
here is a pun
The thing about trying to get bread from an AH is in the morning you think to yourself, 'jesus the "yeast" you'd think he'd be able to do is "rise" to the occasion BUT NO all he does is "loaf" around!!!"
http://www.soberrecovery.com/forums/...are-store.html
here is a pun
The thing about trying to get bread from an AH is in the morning you think to yourself, 'jesus the "yeast" you'd think he'd be able to do is "rise" to the occasion BUT NO all he does is "loaf" around!!!"
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Groan!!!
Originally Posted by Ago 
This thread describes the problem, Here is some solution:
http://www.soberrecovery.com/forums/...are-store.html
here is a pun
The thing about trying to get bread from an AH is in the morning you think to yourself, 'jesus the "yeast" you'd think he'd be able to do is "rise" to the occasion BUT NO all he does is "loaf" around!!!"
http://www.soberrecovery.com/forums/...are-store.html
here is a pun
The thing about trying to get bread from an AH is in the morning you think to yourself, 'jesus the "yeast" you'd think he'd be able to do is "rise" to the occasion BUT NO all he does is "loaf" around!!!"
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Originally Posted by freya
"Oh, Sir, I'm sooooo sorry! I didn't realize who you were...but, of course we have bread for you! Just for you because, unlike any of our other customers, you are truly special and deserving of bread."
Surely there was Hollywood version that ended that way???? Or am I just imagining it?...or maybe it was a Harlequin Romance???? I know I heard it somewhere!
Surely there was Hollywood version that ended that way???? Or am I just imagining it?...or maybe it was a Harlequin Romance???? I know I heard it somewhere!
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Soooooo, when I was little both of my grampas used to read the funnies on Sundays and laugh and laugh. When I was old enough to read, I started reading the funnies, but they never made me laugh. On occasion smile, but never full out belly laugh. Through out my childhood into my teens, I read every sunday paper that I got my hands on, and just never understood, it was always like an inside joke, with me on the outside.
Your story reminds me of this
Your story reminds me of this
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Originally Posted by anvilhead
i ain't moving til i get MY BREAD......ya'll just navigate your carts full of hammers and plant stands and electrical gadgets right around me......cuz this BREAD is more important to me than breathing and i know if i just try harder with the sheer force of my own will, i will get that bread i so richly deserve. look what i've sacrificed to get it. i LOVE that bread sooooo much - the bread they don't have - it's so much more than JUST bread, don't you see?
You idiots with your carts full of hammers, I AM SMARTER than you and I KNOW where the bread is!
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