Ummmm.... NO!! He has GOT to be kidding.
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Ummmm.... NO!! He has GOT to be kidding.
STBXAH called this morning (I let voicemail get it) and left a message DEMANDING that I apologize for not helping him. He said I should have gotten him the help he needed for his depression, I should be helping him out financially (he's unemployed), and I should move back into the house. He said he's very angry and disappointed that I would leave him out in the cold like this.
You know... pulling STBXAH out of his hole doesn't sound like much fun, so...
NO!! Go suck an egg!!
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I'm such a mean wife, I expect my husband to stand on his own two feet. GASP!!
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You know... pulling STBXAH out of his hole doesn't sound like much fun, so...
NO!! Go suck an egg!!
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I'm such a mean wife, I expect my husband to stand on his own two feet. GASP!!
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There's a great line in John Steinbeck's book "travels with charley" where he says, "My wife married a man, and I saw no reason why she should inherit an infant."
You seem to have inherited an infant.
Glad he's STBX - men are much more interesting.
You seem to have inherited an infant.
Glad he's STBX - men are much more interesting.
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What a load of 
Sounds like he hasn't even begun crawling, let alone trying to stand on his own two feet. Then again maybe it is so long since he actually did that, and he has forgotten he has his own two feet to stand on.
Let him waffle, quack or spout his gobbledy **** til he goes blue in the face, then he may stop his tantrums and GROW UP.
God bless
Sounds like he hasn't even begun crawling, let alone trying to stand on his own two feet. Then again maybe it is so long since he actually did that, and he has forgotten he has his own two feet to stand on.
Let him waffle, quack or spout his gobbledy **** til he goes blue in the face, then he may stop his tantrums and GROW UP.
God bless
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I love all the replies, you guys are hilarous. I wish I could say that this is the last phone call you will get but if you have kids with this a** and are forced to have communication with him your fun has only begun. My exah moved out over a year ago and our divorce has been final for 6 months and so far I have gotten these amusing calls:
"When are you going to let me move back? I can't afford to pay all my bills." (gee maybe if he stopped drinking he could!)
"Will you cosign a loan so I can buy a motorcycle?" (I didn't even know what to say to this one, finally I choked out a "hell no")
"I owe the IRS $2000! Look what you did to me! This is your fault!" (my response to this one was to hang up and shut my phone OFF for the entire evening).
"I can't pay you any CS, I don't have any money!" (days after he just got a large chunk of $$$ from his mother's estate, and oh yes he WILL be paying me).
I have as little contact with my ex as I possibly can but it's always an event when I do!
"When are you going to let me move back? I can't afford to pay all my bills." (gee maybe if he stopped drinking he could!)
"Will you cosign a loan so I can buy a motorcycle?" (I didn't even know what to say to this one, finally I choked out a "hell no")
"I owe the IRS $2000! Look what you did to me! This is your fault!" (my response to this one was to hang up and shut my phone OFF for the entire evening).
"I can't pay you any CS, I don't have any money!" (days after he just got a large chunk of $$$ from his mother's estate, and oh yes he WILL be paying me).
I have as little contact with my ex as I possibly can but it's always an event when I do!
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Originally Posted by justaboutus 
STBXAH called this morning (I let voicemail
NO!! Go suck an egg!!
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NO!! Go suck an egg!!
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I though the saying was "go suck a duck" or something to that effect???
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