Wet noodle inserter
Member
Thread Starter
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Blacksburg, VA
Posts: 191
Wet noodle inserter
I need a wet noodle inserter....
Heard long time ago by a newcomer at her first al-anon meeting that:
"Trying to sober up an alcoholic is like trying to shove a wet noodle up a cat's ass"
So....can someone please direct me to where I can buy a wet noodle inserter? I just knowwwwwww there is a place to get one!
Heard long time ago by a newcomer at her first al-anon meeting that:
"Trying to sober up an alcoholic is like trying to shove a wet noodle up a cat's ass"
So....can someone please direct me to where I can buy a wet noodle inserter? I just knowwwwwww there is a place to get one!
Member
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 596
Have you ever mimicked him? I know you probably shouldn't. I'm not recommending that you do. AH's words used to cut me to the bone! In the past few years, I'm not taking it personally anymore. So, when he really gets on his high horse and he's drunk, on occasion I engage him with a perfect imitation of what he looks and sounds like. Oh, he hates that. I don't do it too often. But man does it feel good. Shuts him the hell up asap.
Why do so many saying involve a cat's ass? My dad used to say something involving string in a cat's ass? Heard about firecrackers in a cat's ass? Poor cats, they don't drink. They are involuntary enablers.
Why do so many saying involve a cat's ass? My dad used to say something involving string in a cat's ass? Heard about firecrackers in a cat's ass? Poor cats, they don't drink. They are involuntary enablers.
Currently Active Users Viewing this Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
