Sometimes, a Girl Just Has to Ask...
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oh bigsis.....i hear ya....
i said once on here that since reaching 54, my whole geography and climate has changed....what used to be north, has went south. what used to be south has gone souther. what used to be dry, is now wet.....and what used to be wet, is now dry. i can sneeze, cough, wet my pants, and pass gas all in the same motion now.....i am now a multi-tasker.
now, i won't take credit for that paragraph....i think rosanne barr said something like that....i was laughing so hard when i was listening to it, cause i can identify. cause it's like my mom. not me. it's like my mom. truly. it's like my mom.
jeri
i said once on here that since reaching 54, my whole geography and climate has changed....what used to be north, has went south. what used to be south has gone souther. what used to be dry, is now wet.....and what used to be wet, is now dry. i can sneeze, cough, wet my pants, and pass gas all in the same motion now.....i am now a multi-tasker.
now, i won't take credit for that paragraph....i think rosanne barr said something like that....i was laughing so hard when i was listening to it, cause i can identify. cause it's like my mom. not me. it's like my mom. truly. it's like my mom.
jeri
Wipe your paws elsewhere!
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Too funny, BigSis and Jeri! I think we all become "multi-taskers" as we age. So, on that note I'd like to share these words of wisdom I got from my father when he was in his late sixties. He said, "never trust a fart."
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Ok FD, about the baby powder. I used to work with a woman who apparently felt a little too moist and she would go in the bathroom and powder herself. When she came out she had powder all in that area and it looked like a white dust storm following her.
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Control top thongs???? What the hey ... if you are wearing a thong just what the heck are you attempting to control??? I mean your butt is hanging out there in the breeze, so what top part are we talking about here - jiggling thighs or the "dunlap" as in the belly dunlap over the waist!
Wipe your paws elsewhere!
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I can't imagine a thong could control a dunlap. Ever heard the term "butterface" (meaning everything is hot except a girl's face)? Well I'm a butterbod--everything's hot 'cept my bod!
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Yeah, the old "butterface" .... So your bod ain't "hot." Who the heck has a hot bod after a certain age unless they have the $$ to plunk down for a plastic surgeon. I mean, have you seen Cher and Joan Rivers - YIKES!!! It looks as if their control top panties were pulled up to the highest point of their heads. I didn't think it was humanly possible to stretch skin that tightly over one's skull!!! Old Jane Fonda is starting to get that same "oriental eyes" look. I think she had cheek implants a la Cher as well.
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My Story
Thought I would give you all a laugh...
I grew up the youngest in a family of 8 children - laundry was never ending chore and finding clean sox and underwear everyday was chaos.
One day I got all the way to school, the wind blew and whoooo I felt the chill when the wind blew up my dress. I had forgotten to put my panties on.
I went to my older sister, so she takes me in the bathroom pulls the plastic bag off her book she has covered, pokes two holes in it and secures it around my waist - high up around my waist.
Squeek, Squeek as I walked. At first recess I went in took those off that bag and let the air flow.
To this day, my family laughs at me because it still comes up in rehashing the remember when stories so I have an addiction to keeping more than my share of sox and panties on hand.
And to this day...... I don't do the big girl panties.
I grew up the youngest in a family of 8 children - laundry was never ending chore and finding clean sox and underwear everyday was chaos.
One day I got all the way to school, the wind blew and whoooo I felt the chill when the wind blew up my dress. I had forgotten to put my panties on.
I went to my older sister, so she takes me in the bathroom pulls the plastic bag off her book she has covered, pokes two holes in it and secures it around my waist - high up around my waist.
Squeek, Squeek as I walked. At first recess I went in took those off that bag and let the air flow.
To this day, my family laughs at me because it still comes up in rehashing the remember when stories so I have an addiction to keeping more than my share of sox and panties on hand.
And to this day...... I don't do the big girl panties.
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