Fantasizing about my son's teacher

Old 11-21-2006, 07:06 PM
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well, i made some progress today.....i told my assistant manager.....the next man that walks through that office door, i'm gonna put the powie on him.....guess who walked in???????

a little barney fifie-y (love ya barney) pest control man. so i changed my mind.

my goal this week is to make eye contact with the male species.....i have a virtual smorgasbord laid before me every day.....so i'm gonna pick one and

powie!!!!!, he's gonna get powed!
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Old 11-21-2006, 07:10 PM
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thats the spirit, Jeri!!

You coulda made old barneys day today if you wouldve batted your eyes and shake your money-makers at him! Just think of the thrill he woulda had tonight, when he's laying at home, alone in his bed, ohhhhh...he and Betty Palm and her 5 sisters woulda had a good old time.

Ive got to get to bed, wake up early for JR to get to school. Wish me luck on the email idea...we will see if I do it and if he replies....

have a fun evening everyone and be sure to say thanks to your HP for the laughs we had together here.

hugs to you all!
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Old 11-22-2006, 05:08 AM
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Ok guys n gals,

I took the initiative and emailed Mr. HL, asking for the contact name for the Disney trip coordinator, and said it was nice oogling you up, er chatting with you the other day (Added a small, but tasteful smilie to that sentence).

Said thank you, signed my name...and added a ps...

"You are one fine looking specimen of a hubba hubba burning man 'o love muffins and I wanna dunk you in honey and lick you to death".

Think thats ok?
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Old 11-22-2006, 06:42 AM
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Oh man, gettin' way too hot in here for me! No Charmin Just wear your best push-up bra and let the personality you've shown in this thread shine through. Shoot, that'd do it for me!
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Old 11-22-2006, 06:45 AM
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Ah, took late for the Charmin, he has already seen the real me. I sent the email, put the lil smilie in it so we will see.

BTW..Astro......how old are YOU?

Hee hee
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Old 11-22-2006, 07:07 AM
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42. I don't hide that in my profile I'll keep my fingers crossed for you. Way to go on sending the email.
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Old 11-22-2006, 07:25 AM
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ruh-roh astro.......me thinks yer gettin powied!!!!

hey fob....great job on the email.....the smile was very tasteful touch....just a tad flirtacious but classy......

the muffin ps........whoa nellie!!!!!!!!, mr. hl might have just met his maker on that one....

yer just too funny!!!! thanks for the laughs

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Old 11-22-2006, 07:35 AM
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Astro - 42 great age...just ripe for the women folk. Not too young to still be dumb and not too old to have lost your mojo.

Of course, Im the same age

I didnt really add the muffin ps, just lustful thinking on my part.
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Old 11-22-2006, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by FriendofBill
well, we cant all be like those yenta lovin' Boca-dites
True, not everyone can afford Botox, collagen injections and boob jobs...

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How long do they share in Boca Alanon? Till everyone in attendance falls asleep?
Oh, those are just the long-timers... y'know, the ones who oughtta know better?

By the way, do they supply pillows at that place you've invited me to speak in January? I have lotttttttttttttttttttts to share...
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Old 11-22-2006, 07:46 AM
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Oh dear.....Nocellie is full of "Experience, Strength and hope" again.

Watch out everyone.. ZZzzzzZZzzzzz

PS..just to let everyone in on our inside jabs, NCP and I are pals on the outside, as well as here on SR. He is going to be a speaker at our Serenity Weekend step study thingy, hence, the pillow joke.

He is a nice enough fellow, ya just dont wanna let him take off his shirt.

Too....much....chest....hair.

Its frightening.
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Old 11-22-2006, 08:50 AM
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ruh-roh astro.......me thinks yer gettin powied!!!!
That'd be more than I've got in the last two years!

Ripe yes, and plenty of mojo, but the dumb thing I'm not too sure about. They say we stop growing mentally and emotionally when our addictions start. I started drinking at 14 and had 21 months of sobriety yesterday. You do the math. Holy crap, I'm a teenager on the inside!
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Old 11-22-2006, 08:53 AM
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He is a nice enough fellow, ya just dont wanna let him take off his shirt.

Too....much....chest....hair.

Its frightening.
And you know this how?
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ohhhhh...tape me mouth shut!.....break these word-processin finners!....you just gave me so much stuff to bounce offa!!!!

so i'm takin' myself to the office fer a while.....and thinkin' before i'm a sayin.

it's all good, tho.....lol

hey...maybe catch-up is accelerated pace????? that would be nice, eh?

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Originally Posted by Astro
And you know this how?


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Old 11-22-2006, 09:32 AM
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Too....much....chest....hair.
I'm sorry... do I know you...?

And there's really not that much chest hair (certainly no more than yours, my FriendofBill ). It's just that what is there tends to peek out from the top of the shirt. I guess it wants to see what's happening in the outside world. It's not as if I have the Alec Baldwin wall-to-wall-chest-carpet thing goin' on, thank God.
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Old 11-22-2006, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by nocellphone
And there's really not that much chest hair (certainly no more than yours, my FriendofBill ).

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Old 11-22-2006, 10:57 AM
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Great, Nocellie, just great!

You let all the world know about my shag carpeted chest! wonderful.

Now I must go mow the lawn up top too.
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Old 11-22-2006, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Astro
And you know this how?
Well ALL of South Florida al-anon knows this cus he goes to meeting shirtless all the dang time.

Sun'in about wanting to feel happy, joyous and naked.

Took a group conscience once, but since the rooms are full of women, they are voted to "ban the shirt".

*sigh*
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Old 11-22-2006, 11:00 AM
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Sadly, too, for all the chest hair NCP has, he is bone dry on top. The poor man has to wear a toupe'.

Sad, very sad. Looks like a beaver doing the cha-cha up there.
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You just gave all new meaning to rigorous honesty and being true to thine own self !
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