Astro

Be assertive, bold, and forward. That's what you're like anyway, right? So why not present yourself as the woman you already are. It's just like stuffing. Speaking for myself, I'd prefer that the packaging represents what's inside.

Hmmm, I'm a sober al-kie-hol-ic so maybe there's a woman like you in the Phoenix area

FriendofBill

Im sure there are women like me..

I;ll tell you where to find healthy, recovering women by the ton's...Al-anon meetings LOL

Not that Im pushing 13 stepping...do you go to al anon?

The women to men ratio is incredible...

Astro

I went to a few Al-Anon meetings, and yes there was a high ratio of women, but being an alkie I felt like I was a piece of meat in a lions den.

Well, maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration or my diseased perception. The AA meetings I attend are huge, lots of women there too. I just need to be patient and know that when the time is right something will happen. Maybe this is God's way of telling me I'm not ready yet, right?

FriendofBill

you may be right. Never good idea to force things. If your just divorced a year, make sure youve taken the time to heal your wounds, otherwise you will take them into the next relationship.

The best line I ever heard on tv was in Sex and the City, the final episdoe, final scene where Carrie is walking down the streets of NY and the she says in a voice over: "The most important, exciting and sincere relationship I will ever have in my life is with myself".

When we can get to THAT, everything else will fall into place.

cwohio

FOB & jeri - you two ought to do stand-up together!!! this is the smilingest post i've read from friend in quite a while - it warms my heart - yep it does!!! carry on!

FriendofBill

Hi Cristie...feels good to laugh, huh?

Ok,,,,I went to school to pick up Jr today, and hot lips wasnt there
Left school early in the am Jr said. Drat!

So...son didnt speak to him, no "feedback" given from teacher.

Tomorrow last day of school before T day break. What do I do?

A. Wait until next week to ask him about how to get disney arrangments?
B. Send email asking for disney info?
C. Stuff a roll of Charmin into my bra, put on my go-go boots and pink sweater, and storm the school tomorrow?

Ah, we have choices now in recovery, dont we?

cwohio

i vote for "C" - and you're just the lady to pull it off!!! we'll be waiting anxiously for an update!

embraced2000

hey friend!!!!

if you choose "c", please remember to take the wrapper of the roll first....you'll crinkle when you walk....he might think that would be weird.

jeri

embraced2000

seriously....email the man!!! ask him for coffee to discuss the trip.

jeri

*disclaimer.....any suggestions offered are only my humble opinion and should in no way be interpertated to be the sane thing to do and thereby recuse myself of any legal liability of any actions taken that may lead to undesirable results.

FriendofBill

Oh no,,,,,,,,,,C?

I was hoping youd say B, the email.

Ugh....with my luck, I willleave a trail of toilet paper down the back of my shirt, and then it will get stuck on my shoe, and one of my boobies will be lopsided.

FriendofBill

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

FriendofBill

and what if it rains? My T.P. will turn into mush, leaving me with cottage cheese for breasts.

Theres gotta be a better way?

embraced2000

use the cheap chit....it don't absorb nuttin.
j

FriendofBill

Cheap chit!! LOLOL you are so gifted-ly funny.

FriendofBill

I think I will send an email, simply asking for the info, wish a happy thanksgiving to he and his family, and attach a picture of myself completely nude.

Whaddaya think?

embraced2000

it truly does feel wonderful to laugh again instead of feeling so tragic.

thank you, god
love
jeri

embraced2000

well, that's certainly nice, polite, good ettiquette, proper,

wait.......NUDE!!!!

OMG.......loflmao!!!!!!!!

j

embraced2000

that's it friend....subtle is the key..



lolololololololo
j

FriendofBill

I thought so, Jeri. I mean, after all, how many people actually send him a nudie? I think it will make me stand out from the rest.

If nothing else, he will get a good laugh at my cottage cheese thighs and salami jelly belly.

mazey

hee hee, am totally entertained! Thanks, needed it.