Alligators are dangerous no matter how drunk you are
Study: Alligators Dangerous No Matter How Drunk You Are | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Courtesy of the Onion, the best parody news site on the web IMHO.
Windy did you ever wrastle any gators in your non sober days?
It is easier to practice total abstinence than perfect moderation
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