smoke gets in my eyes

er... fowl.

Note to self....

Do not be fooled by corrective flippers. If it still quacks like a duck, the metamorphosis is not complete.



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HellOn2Heels

Smoke:

You bring up an interesting subject. One I've been thinking about the last few weeks.

(Now, I'm speaking strictly about me and my situation, lest anyone should take offense.

I've been trying to figure out why I suddenly have this aversion to ducks. I mean, he was a quacker when I met him and I thought he was just swell. Now that I've begun my recovery, I just really don't find the Mallard-look quite so attractive. I feel like a fickle hypocrite. I wasn't exactly a swan when he met me either.

I don't know the answer to this one. I'm just continuing my climb, letting HP figure out the whole duck scenario. I'm tired of pulling feathers out of my mouth.

Peace

Heels

Ogly

Did you all know that duck - while it can be very tasty and very addcitive to the taste - is ALSO the HIGEST in fat content of all animals that we can digest??? and that the fat from one serving of duck is like eatting 25 sticks of butter in one serving.... keep eatting duck and it will kill you faster than you can blink an eye.....personally - i am now very fascinated by any duck hunting shows i can find on ESPN..... besides - as far as i know - no ducks can date strippers and say that is good for thier recovery....eyyyy carumba - does anyone have an info on the size of a ducks brain??? where do they rank on the evolution scale.....

making ready my duck decoys!!!! it's my new hobby.....

Ogly

CherylG

One more duck fact-

Ducks quacks are the only sound that does not produce an echo.

JT

....after spending a whole lot of quality time making sure that all of my ducks were all in a row...I found out they weren't my ducks..

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fatcat

So ducks/fouls are NOT the offical Naranon Mascots....that's official.

What about geese? Y'know - flying in formation, honking to encourage the team, general teamwork, leaders alternating with followers to allow for rest time..etc.etc.?

I officially nominate the humble Goose as the Naranon Mascot.

Open for vote

Luv ya seriously-crazy-lot
FATCAT

Ogly

I secondehe goose as the official mascot and Just tired - you crack me up!!!

Og's

smoke gets in my eyes

Yo Gang!
Fatcat, the goose idea is good, but to me forever and always, the Naranon Mascot is the Golden TURKEY.

Funny thing... after I posted that thing yesterday... 1) got on the interstate and saw a sign for a new subdivision called Duckpoint or Duckrun or Duck something 2)picked up a mystery novel where the detective keeps saying "if it walks like a duck, etc." 3) Got in line at the UPS behind a guy whose cell phone... I am not lying... quacks.

It's surreal....
Smoke

Jon

OK Ladies...line up for drug-testing. I am REALLY worried about you. Besides, what does an addict do with an incoming skillet?


Ducks!




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Be well, and have a great 24...

smoke gets in my eyes

LOL!

bonbon

They can't Duck if you get em while there sleeping......................

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

CherylG

Bonbon
Haven't you heard? Let sleeping ducks lay or is that lie?

bonbon

We really are beautiful people....

JT

We are a bunch of loon's..hey aren't they fowl, too?

Roven_Rev

This quacks me up!

Ann

You people quack me up.

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, has feathers like a duck, it's probably......an addict!!!!

Thank God for our sense of humour (that's Canadian for "humor").

Love you all.

Hugs and God Bless


anns

smoke gets in my eyes

Weird Al might be a stepper!!!!!!


I Want A New Duck
by Al Yankovic


*NOTE: Each * represents a "quack".


Lyrics:

Woh oh

I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night

I want a new duck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat

One that won't raid the ice box
One that'll stay in shape
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or I'll tie him up with duck tape

I want a new duck
A mallard I think
One that won't make a mess of my house
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink

I want a new duck
One that won't steal my beer
One that won't stick his bill in my mail
One that knows the duck stops here

One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around
One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown
And show me how to get down
How to get down baby

Get it?
*****
*****
*** ****
****
*** ***

I want a new duck
Not a swan or a goose
Just a drake I can dress real cute
Think I'm gonna name him Bruce

I want a new duck
Not a quail or an owl
One that won't molt to much
One that won't smell too fowl

One that won't beg for breadcrumbs
Hangin' around all day
He'd better mind his manners
Better do just what I say
Or he's gonna be duck patte, duck patte, yah, yah
*

*****
***** (*** ** **)
****
*******
(lots of quacking sounds)

I Want A New Duck is the third (3rd) song on the "Dare To Be Stupid" album and the fifth (5th) song on disc 2 of "Al-In-The-Box" . It is a parody of "I Want A New Drug" by Huey Lewis & The News with new lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Ann

Mayber I got it all wrong - did he say he was a "quack" addict?

And could he borrow a couple of "ducks"?

And did he borrow my computer to surf the "web"?

If I sound a little "Daffy" it's because he recently got out of "Quail" and I think I see feathers.

bonbon

Oh my smoke!!!! My side hurts!!!!!!!

Ogly

oh this is too funny - we all have very sick sense of humor....