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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In.....trouble :-)
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Lyn,
The lil ole ladies are those ladies over there ------------>. I certainly wasn't referring to any of you guys!!!!
And Ann, honey, a 'buff' cabana boy is one who is in shape, probably 20-23 without an ounce of fat on his body. Would probably have ripplin' muscles. And out of respect for this website, I will NOT say the term that his stomach looks like a "Six pack."
(Ann, are you picturing a six pack sitting on this guy's stomach? If so, come sit by me and I'll explain what a 'six pack' is...
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The lil ole ladies are those ladies over there ------------>. I certainly wasn't referring to any of you guys!!!!
And Ann, honey, a 'buff' cabana boy is one who is in shape, probably 20-23 without an ounce of fat on his body. Would probably have ripplin' muscles. And out of respect for this website, I will NOT say the term that his stomach looks like a "Six pack."
(Ann, are you picturing a six pack sitting on this guy's stomach? If so, come sit by me and I'll explain what a 'six pack' is...
)
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Thread Starter
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: That's what I'd like to know.
Posts: 2,416
#21- The fire department
A gang of marijuana smoking adolescents keeps fogging up your hallway. Everytime you call the cops, they disperse. This time you call the fire department and report smelling smoke.
If this is the first time you have landed on this square... the fire department comes and the kids get busted because they are so curious about the fire trucks they neglect to hide. Advance 2 spaces.
If you have landed here before... go to jail. You got busted for filing a false report.:p
A gang of marijuana smoking adolescents keeps fogging up your hallway. Everytime you call the cops, they disperse. This time you call the fire department and report smelling smoke.
If this is the first time you have landed on this square... the fire department comes and the kids get busted because they are so curious about the fire trucks they neglect to hide.
Advance 2 spaces.If you have landed here before... go to jail. You got busted for filing a false report.:p
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Ohio
Posts: 444
#9 -- Gas Station
"A" goes to gas station to pick up "batteries" aka beer, and doesn't come home for 2 days. If you choose to worry, pace, call around to find him, etc. stay put for next 2 turns. If you choose to sit and watch a chick flick, eat popcorn, drink pop, play games with the kids, do something fun and creative, etc. advance 4 squares!
Lyn
Lyn
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 4,955
#23 - Crab
Your "A" is b*tching about everything under the sun. And everything he/she is complaining about is ALL YOUR FAULT. If you participate in this b*tchfest, move back three spaces. If you ignore the "A" and maintain your serenity, move ahead and collect your blue ribbon.
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: California
Posts: 329
#22 -- HOUSE
You walk in the house and see your A on the couch (sitting down) passed out over empty dinner plate with hands laying on plate. You look at him and feel BAD instead of MAD. You are learning to not let him get to you and move on about your daily life!
Move ahead 4 spaces because you feel EVEN, not ODD!
THIS HOUSE WILL SURVIVE!!!!!!!!
You walk in the house and see your A on the couch (sitting down) passed out over empty dinner plate with hands laying on plate. You look at him and feel BAD instead of MAD. You are learning to not let him get to you and move on about your daily life!
Move ahead 4 spaces because you feel EVEN, not ODD!
THIS HOUSE WILL SURVIVE!!!!!!!!
Nature Girl
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: By The Lake
Posts: 60,328
#19 - The "Question"
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If the "Question" is "Did he use?" or "How can I make him stop?", go back 5 spaces and think again. :bojo:
If the "Question" is "What nice thing will I do for ME today?" or "What will I share at my meeting tonight?", jump up and down on the spot, hugging youself, then LEAP ahead 3 spaces.:japanese2
.If the "Question" is "Did he use?" or "How can I make him stop?", go back 5 spaces and think again. :bojo:
If the "Question" is "What nice thing will I do for ME today?" or "What will I share at my meeting tonight?", jump up and down on the spot, hugging youself, then LEAP ahead 3 spaces.:japanese2
No More Mrs. Nice Guy
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Iowa
Posts: 724
WOOOO HOOOOO
HI Guys! I just got here! Chocolate, hammocks, Mel Gibson, Buff Cabana Boys???? Sign me up. I can play. Gimme those dice!
Codie Card: You suddenly find yourself with a free evening.
If you spend it driving around looking for the "A" go back to START.
If you call a girlfriend and go to a fun chick flick that you've been wanting to see, go ahead 5 spaces.
If you go to the movie AND turn off your cell phone so you can totally enjoy it rather than worrying that any of your family members might NEED you- go ahead 10 spaces.
What do we get when we win? I want the buff cabana boy to bring me the ice cream. Yum
Osier59
HI Guys! I just got here! Chocolate, hammocks, Mel Gibson, Buff Cabana Boys???? Sign me up. I can play. Gimme those dice!
Codie Card: You suddenly find yourself with a free evening.
If you spend it driving around looking for the "A" go back to START.
If you call a girlfriend and go to a fun chick flick that you've been wanting to see, go ahead 5 spaces.
If you go to the movie AND turn off your cell phone so you can totally enjoy it rather than worrying that any of your family members might NEED you- go ahead 10 spaces.
What do we get when we win? I want the buff cabana boy to bring me the ice cream. Yum
Osier59
Nature Girl
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: By The Lake
Posts: 60,328
Ahhh - Okay MY codie card says....GRAB THE CHOCOLATE AND RUN .
Nahh, only kidding - Okay I will share Mel on Wednesdays and Saturdays in months that end in "y". "Y"? - Because I love you!!!!:tongue3:
.Nahh, only kidding - Okay I will share Mel on Wednesdays and Saturdays in months that end in "y". "Y"? - Because I love you!!!!:tongue3:
No More Mrs. Nice Guy
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Iowa
Posts: 724
Anns,
That is very magnanimous of you. I want to reserve MAY please.
Oh, do I have to go back a space for using a big dang word?
Gosh its good to be back and to have a moment of joy with all of you
Osier59
That is very magnanimous of you. I want to reserve MAY please.
Oh, do I have to go back a space for using a big dang word?
Gosh its good to be back and to have a moment of joy with all of you
Osier59
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Mt. Clemens, MI
Posts: 26
Hi Everyone,
Ohhhh, I can’t play we have not set up any boundaries I must have boundaries or all my codenpency issues will creep back, ohhhhhh the miser. I’m still going to have chocolate ice cream with sprinkles and the Buff Cabana Boy(s) yeah baby!!!!!!!! That is if no one mines my deprivation.
Being Too Cool For The A.
Ohhhh, I can’t play we have not set up any boundaries I must have boundaries or all my codenpency issues will creep back, ohhhhhh the miser. I’m still going to have chocolate ice cream with sprinkles and the Buff Cabana Boy(s) yeah baby!!!!!!!! That is if no one mines my deprivation.
Being Too Cool For The A.
Nature Girl
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: By The Lake
Posts: 60,328
Codie Card...
You get a phone call from someone who tells you that your son "told him his mom was selling her computer for $500 and that if he gave him $100 down, his mom would deliver it by Friday and pick up the balance".
If you give them the $100 back and tell them that you are sorry there is no computer....take a skillet whack and go back 6 spaces.
If you tell them your son is an addict (which they already knew) and tell them that you are so very sorry that he stole their money, but that it really had nothing to do with you and that perhaps they should call the police...Go to "the store" and treat yourself to some nice bubble bath.
(This actually happened 2 years ago, so I am long overdue for that bubble bath cause that's what I did)
P.S. Osier - Did you ever notice that "MEL" is a short word? Hee Hee.
And Eyes - Move ahead 3 spaces for thinking of boundaries.:shades:
You get a phone call from someone who tells you that your son "told him his mom was selling her computer for $500 and that if he gave him $100 down, his mom would deliver it by Friday and pick up the balance".
If you give them the $100 back and tell them that you are sorry there is no computer....take a skillet whack and go back 6 spaces.
If you tell them your son is an addict (which they already knew) and tell them that you are so very sorry that he stole their money, but that it really had nothing to do with you and that perhaps they should call the police...Go to "the store" and treat yourself to some nice bubble bath.
(This actually happened 2 years ago, so I am long overdue for that bubble bath cause that's what I did
)P.S. Osier - Did you ever notice that "MEL" is a short word? Hee Hee.
And Eyes - Move ahead 3 spaces for thinking of boundaries.:shades:
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