Ann

Those people sure are busy...wonder what all the fuss is about?

Think I'll swim over to the other side...is that swan winking at me? or is it a costume?
I'll bet it's Eyes, looking for some fun.

Well, I'll ask Rev. - he always says....

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JT

....."you won't get a rise out of me today"..


(nice save smoke!)

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Roven_Rev

Great sufferin suckatash! And Jon said...

smoke gets in my eyes

"Pass me the suntan lotion, would'ja?"

Just then Dinoduck saw the trail of duckberries that Ann had left.

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Ann

Leading to the wormholes she had set up on the beach. Dinoduck waddled over to one, looked inside and saw....

(I think I made my own wormhole here, lol)

oh well...let's continue the saga

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smoke gets in my eyes

A shortcut! This must be a quicker way to the rabbit hole! He hadn't heard the saying "a shortcut is the quickest way to get someplace you didn't mean to go". He dove in headfirst, barely hearing Jon's voice calling "Wait... the map!".

Roven_Rev

Time Out! I seem to have found a wormhole in the duck pond! (We all posted at about the same time)

smoke gets in my eyes

I think it's sort of fixed Rev... if we just think "and" between "you won't get a rise out of me today" and "suffering suckotash" all will flow smoothly again!

Ann

I forgot to yell "Lookout for the wormhole" again Rev.

To continue..as Rev. was climbing out of another one of Ann's wormholes, and remembering what a kind forgiving person he was..he yelled....

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There's a lost duck in there!

JT

Wht should we do with him??

smoke gets in my eyes

Poor Dinoduck, he looked for an exit to the wormhole, seeking the side of the pond with the rabbithole, and instead found himself at the Home Depot.

Ann

He called Ann to ask her, but she said "I have to have dinner now and I'll be back later", but if you ask Just Tired, she'll tell you that.....

chronic

Rev arrived with his super rocket ship, painted in a multitude of colors. He took all the Ducks up in space to the Duck planet, where there is only plenty of fresh air, and clean beautiful ponds to swim in. No duckberries anywhere.

But of course Lex Luthor is always lingering around to stir up mischief....

So then,

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All of the anons were sitting by the waterside around the picnic basket. They were waiting for Revs return splashdown in the pond. Suddenly, there was a wee small quack. Everyone looked at our-Jon, who looked at Smoke... who turned slowly and looked at the pile of water lilies.
"mmmffff.... quack"... they heard.

Jon took Ex-E's net and scooped up the pile. Sitting on the ground where the water lillies had been was Dinoduck... holding a flowerpot he had gotten at the Home Depot.
"I was trying to put Smoke's lilies in this here pot," he explained, "when the rocket took off and blew them all over me. I'm really sorry I missed the rocket trip (quack)... I thought it didn't leave for another hour (quack)." He waddled over to Smoke and leaned his head against her knee, blinking his little ducky eyes. "You're not mad at me are you?"

Ogs gripped the skillet, Maya twirled the lasso, Ex-E raised the net.... all waiting for the signal.

Pernell stepped forward with one hand upraised. He said to Smoke... "you know what you have to do... do it."

Smoke reached in her pocket and took out her dry-tissue award. (Dry by some miracle, after all that swimming.) She tore it in two and stuffed a piece in each ear. Then she smiled at Dinoduck, petted his head, and they started to put the lilies in the pot.

annabella

As dinoduck and smoke collected lilies, dinoduck spotted a duckberry bush in the distance. He started feeling uncomfortable and uneasy. Dino tried to ignore the feeling, but felt as if he was going to have a quackattack so he spoke up “Smoke, will you take me the closest DBA meeting (duckberry anonymous)???

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But Smoke had Kleenex in her ears, and was obliviously arranging lilies. So....

Jon waded out and got the liferaft and pulled it back to shore. Pernell told Dinoduck he could ride with them to the meeting. Dinoduck lifted up his wings to Pernell... "Carry me?"

"Waddle!" said Pernell. And they started toward the raft, where Jon stood, leaning on an oar and grinning under his suntan.



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annabella

As they all sat by the pond, they heard a crash and here came Rev out of his space shuttle, with someone new!! Rev walked up with Anonabella and explained that she was coaxed into going to space with her duck, just when Anonabella realized what really was going on, The Rev ran by, pryed her out of the wings of despair, and returned home with her to meet her new friends.

smoke gets in my eyes

Maya held up the picnic basket, and Ogs galumphed up the beach in her repaired waders. She extracted a welcome packet from the basket, and handed it to Anonabella, who promptly collapsed under the weight and from rocket-lag.

Rev noticed that the raft was leaving, so he ran down the beach "Wait for me!". As he jumped in, his foot gently nudged Dinoduck (who was waffling on the side) into the raft. Jon and Pernell started rowing away, and Pernell's duck commandos, in their false mustaches and sunglasses, their gear neatly tucked into little ducky backpacks, fell into prossession behind the watercraft, and they all started across the pond.

JT

...suddenly a huge dark cloud passed over the sun and the wind began to pick up. The duck pond became choppy and the raft began to roll back and forth and up and down...back and forth again and again. Jon lost the oars and Dinoduck began to look a little green around the bill and leaned out over the water to be sick...you see Dino has motion sickness...he yelled "Give me something to make me feel better...I am sick here!"

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