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Old 05-05-2002, 05:23 AM
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I hear the NET !!!
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Old 05-05-2002, 06:52 AM
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Agent Barbiedeb,

I can see that you have been holding out on us. Did you expect us not to notice.
Were you trying to catch E.R.G. single handedly or were you trying to protect him from the truth.
Or maybe you don't want to see the truth yourself.
You know we must work as a team. None of us can go it alone. It's just too dangerous.

Now take off E.R.G.'s dirty socks and give them to me!! I'll go get the blood hounds.



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Old 05-05-2002, 07:32 AM
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Memo to all Agents:

These photos were just received at headquarters. Even though you are in disguise, you still need avoid the cameras whenever possible.

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Old 05-05-2002, 10:51 AM
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Oh this is too much. I needed yet another good laugh (just got back from my son's lawyers-I'll post elsewhere because It's NOT FUNNY

Agent Ann will be preoccupied for the next few hours on a mission (see above post ref) to remove all and any forms of duckfood from those fools who keep feeding them.

When I am done I am going to find tossed out Oscar gowns to see if I can find that dam duck dress some poor starlet was foolish enough to wear. It would make a good disguise.

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Old 05-05-2002, 11:42 AM
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Uhh, could you repeat that? LOL

Gush (code again)

Ann AKA Ann AKA ann AKA Agent Ann (sshhh)

OKAY...WORMHOLE ALERT!!!!!!! WHERE DID THE MESSAGE ABOVE GO??? CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!!! MG - I SWEAR THERE WAS A LONG DETAILED AND FUNNY CODE MESSAGE THERE.
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LOL Agent MG made an error and had to destroy information. Error could not be corrected. Wormhole was in order.
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First I see something, post, then it's gone. Now I am seeing double.

Oh this agent needs a retreat (or is this a torture test to see if I can endure?...no that was at my son's lawyers this morning)

Signing off to check out my double vision.

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Agent Ann AKA Ann,
Receives an award of excellence for her fine work in wormhole detection.

Keep up the good work agent, You're ducky on the spot.

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Old 05-05-2002, 12:57 PM
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Hello fellow agents!

Sorry I was MIA but decided to take a little R & R. But in the process I may have found the secret place. Agent MG, I did not attempt to infiltrate on my own. I heeded your previous warning.



Agent Anns - I may have found that dress but I think its a swan, still fowl though.



I see a goose flying and ducks are quacking. I need to hide.

Will advise what I find next.

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Old 05-05-2002, 01:12 PM
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While hiding I had a goose fly over head, not in v formation though. It was flying solo.



Then heard a bit of quacking from these two.




I think the one in the suit is the brains.

I will keep you posted.
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Good work Agent BD,
Glad to see you escaped. One more word of caution. Don't be fooled by this disguise.
Watch your back.







Agent JT,
Here are those handcuffs you ordered.
MG over and out.

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Old 05-05-2002, 01:48 PM
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Thanks for the warning, I forgot about the carton disguise. It could have been nasty.

Nothing on the horizon. Now might be a good time to rest so I can be on the alert later. You never know what you might see.

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VICTORY

The Wisdom of Geese


As each bird flaps its wings,
it creates "uplift for the bird following.
By flying in a "V" formation,
the whole flock adds 71% greater flying range
than if the bird flew alone.

Lesson
People who share a common direction
and sense of community
can get where they are going
quicker and faster
because they are traveling
on the thrust and trust of one another.


Whenever a goose falls out of formation,
it suddenly feels the drag and resistance
of trying to fly alone,
and quickly gets back into formation
to take advantage of the "lifting power"
of the bird immediately in front.

Lesson
If we have as much sense as a goose,
we will stay in formation with those
who are headed where we want to go,
and be willing to accept their help
as well as give ours to the others.


When the lead goose gets tired,
it rotates back into the formation
and another goose
flies at the point position.

Lesson
It pays to take turns
doing the hard tasks
and sharing leadership.
With people, as with geese,
we are interdependent on each other.


The geese in formation honk from behind
to encourage those up front
to keep up their speed.

Lesson
We need to make sure our honking from behind
is encouraging
and not something else.


When a goose gets sick
or wounded or shot down,
two geese drop out of formation
and follow it down to help and protect it.
They stay with it
until it is able to fly again or dies
then they launch out on their own,
with another formation,
or catch up with the flock.

Lesson
If we have as much sense as geese,
we too will stand by each other
in difficult times
as well as when we are strong.
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The dancing bunnies have done something to at least one duck. He's not looking so good.



I have also noticed another dancer or two....hmmm. What is going on?





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That is one recovered elephant, one happy bunny and one relapsed duck. The mission continues. Remember, the main goal is to take care of the bunny in the mirror.

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ok, they are wanting to know what I am laughing at here at work again!!!
This was all great!
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Finally catchin up on posts after being off line awhile and just had to respond. Marvin the bloodhound is ready to search for the ducks. He has been preparing for a job at the airport ridding the runways of birds. I live in the country in the middle of fields and the hunting group about a mile away raises and releases geese. Yesterday we were out in the yard when a group of geese came flying over. He was on the leash and the geese landed in the field behind the house. Of course he drug me along to investigate. There were 11 in all and they were not about to be intimidated by me and a dog. I thought I was going to be mauled to death by big geese honking the whole time. All I could do was laugh and think of you all. Better look for a different breed to protect you from the ducks though as bloodhounds can only find them not hurt them.
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New member just sent over from D.I.A
Qualifications:
Have listened to all of the "Duck Tales"
Have stepped in enough duck poo for a life time
Am ready to "quack" up if the quacking doesn't stop
Have seen the "V" formation over my house (it's scary)
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