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10-11-2005, 09:25 AM

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emily33

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Sweetest Day

I just found out this weekend is sweetest day. lol that is so funny.

I am trying to think of gift ideas.

What I come up with is coal in stockings & black roses.

What are some other traditional gifts you give someone who sucks

10-11-2005, 09:31 AM

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Card Ideas

"I must admit, you brought religion in my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."

10-11-2005, 09:32 AM

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"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here."

10-11-2005, 09:34 AM

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"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday--so we're having you put to sleep."

Okay, Okay I will stop, I am killing myself over here lmao

10-11-2005, 09:37 AM

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splendra

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how about a vacume cleaner....

10-11-2005, 09:50 AM

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yeah or a straw- LOL

10-11-2005, 09:55 AM

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splendra

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with a note attached: this reminded me of you...

10-11-2005, 10:12 AM

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How about an algee (SP) eater in a fish bowl???

10-11-2005, 09:05 PM

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In the traditional "gifts for someone who sucks" department we have:

Barbra Streisand: A Christmas Album
Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi
A death by chocolate gift basket
A nutcracker
Wash-that-****-right out of your hair shampoo (lavendar or unscented)
A happy-to-be-dickless action figure
Getting in Touch With Yourself: I Vomit Therefore I Am by R.U. Drunk
A book of bar jokes
A set of highball glasses for the stay-at-home drinker