Request received. Armor all.
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Request received. Armor all.
Good morning, jousters. This is the suit of armor which Hangin' in has selected for the group. (One for you, too, Hangin' in!) I couldn't think of a nicer holiday gift.
As you can see, the parts of the suit are labeled with numbers. Please pick a number and help with identifying the parts. I have selected number three, which some people foolishly call a gorget. (Where do they get that stuff?)
Part 3- Pain in the neck deflector.
((((( An extra big holiday hug to Hangin' in, from Smokie! ))))))
Hugs all,
Smoke
As you can see, the parts of the suit are labeled with numbers. Please pick a number and help with identifying the parts. I have selected number three, which some people foolishly call a gorget. (Where do they get that stuff?)
Part 3- Pain in the neck deflector.
((((( An extra big holiday hug to Hangin' in, from Smokie! ))))))
Hugs all,
Smoke
It is what it is!!!
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Flight Footwear - I like that!!
I will use those to distance myself from the person at my inlaws who will be drunk before we even get there for lunch at 1:00 tomorrow - uggggghhhhhh -
Flight footwear - thanks - perfect name
I will use those to distance myself from the person at my inlaws who will be drunk before we even get there for lunch at 1:00 tomorrow - uggggghhhhhh -
Flight footwear - thanks - perfect name
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armor
#2 Expression eliminator
They wont know if you are laughing, crying, sticking your tongue out, and they also cannot read your eyes...the gates to our soul.
No matter what stage of recovery...This face gaurd will always make you seem detached.
They wont know if you are laughing, crying, sticking your tongue out, and they also cannot read your eyes...the gates to our soul.
No matter what stage of recovery...This face gaurd will always make you seem detached.
But Very, Very Bruisable...
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Palm Springs, Ca.
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#4 "Poor-Baby Shoulder Pads"
"Awww, come here honey. Put your head on my shoulder. Yeah. Drinking, using and abusing is rough. Yeah. I know, honey...come here. It's gonna be Ohhhh Kayyyy...
"Awww, come here honey. Put your head on my shoulder. Yeah. Drinking, using and abusing is rough. Yeah. I know, honey...come here. It's gonna be Ohhhh Kayyyy...
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Okay -
#1 ~ Noggin Deflector
For all the precious moments of banging our noggin against the wall, cabinet, steering wheel, brick wall or any other handy solid object! Of course to no avail!
I couldn't think of a better gift! How useful & thoughtful! And shiny too!
#1 ~ Noggin Deflector
For all the precious moments of banging our noggin against the wall, cabinet, steering wheel, brick wall or any other handy solid object! Of course to no avail!
I couldn't think of a better gift! How useful & thoughtful! And shiny too!
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Yaaaay! This is making me just as antsy as when we did the "twelve days of christmas" last year. Which, by the way, is deserving of a reprise.
#5- "sharing hinge"- for raising hands at meetings.
#5- "sharing hinge"- for raising hands at meetings.
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# 11 - kneeling cushion!
Gotta keep those knees covered for all the times they are on them - most likely they are praying that they wont get the sword of silence bashed on them LOL
You guys are great!
Gotta keep those knees covered for all the times they are on them - most likely they are praying that they wont get the sword of silence bashed on them LOL
You guys are great!
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In.....trouble :-)
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#8 "Flick 'em away" wrist guard
Helps with the tenderness that plagues this joint after we have, time after time, told the "A" in our life....
"Go on, leave me alone. I have to work my OWN program. I don't have time to take care of your's also!" And if you are a woman, it is likely that as you flick the A away, you say,
"Geeze, I am ONLY ONE woman!"
Helps with the tenderness that plagues this joint after we have, time after time, told the "A" in our life....
"Go on, leave me alone. I have to work my OWN program. I don't have time to take care of your's also!" And if you are a woman, it is likely that as you flick the A away, you say,
"Geeze, I am ONLY ONE woman!"
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#12 - Shake 'Em Loose Shin Guards
To shake them off without further damage to ourselves when they are hanging on to our legs trying to stop us from walking away from their chaos.
I want a set of this armour!!!! Works for me.
To shake them off without further damage to ourselves when they are hanging on to our legs trying to stop us from walking away from their chaos.
I want a set of this armour!!!! Works for me.
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