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Old 05-23-2017, 11:47 AM
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A Drunk Poem

Just a humorous reminder of why I don't drink.......

The Drunk Poem

Starkle, starkle, little twink.
Who the hell are you I think.
I'm not under what you call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm just a little slort of sheep.
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep.
I don't know who is me yet.
But the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
So just give me one more fink to drill my cup.
Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up.

Well, that freaked out my auto correct!!
Have a sober day!!
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Hilarious!!
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Old 05-23-2017, 02:28 PM
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That is so funny!
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Great!

And I bet you could get that published!!!!!
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Too funny!!
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