OVERIT

A twelve pack of Bud Light is merely a before dinner drink.

Nest?

OVERIT

oopps, that would be NEXT?

hector

From this month's AA Grapevine joke page:

Sign on the wall of a pub in Ireland:
Do not drop cigarette ends on the floor, as they burn the hands and knees of customers as they leave.

Little Missy

When the cops come, you say, "What are you doing here? You weren't invited!"

Chy

After you've polished off 12 pack cocktail before dinner, you go to the store for more "cat food". uhhh huhh... that darn cat had more darn cat food!

pedagogue

..you forgo the use of cups, and just carry the bottles around.

OR

...Puke and Rally is not a phrase, but a To-Do List.

OR

...Orange juice tastes funny without the vodka.

-pedagogue

3legacy

You might be an alcoholic if...................

you gave up pot, coke, and then thought you had a hard liquor drinking problem only to find out that LITE Beer by Miller still lands you in the same sinking boat.

lulu70

.............you won't even START drinking without a 30-pack in the fridge.

Sandy Marie

....if you're awarded the #1 Drinker trophy at your family reunions.

Little Missy

You take beer into the shower with you!

1Marty

If your McDonalds super size Coke somehow gets spiked with rum.

StuartR

When you envy the worm in the tequila bottle

or

the local brewers union leaders start sending reps to your house to help you throw up

or

you find out the girl you've been seeing with funny teeth is actually a rabbit

or

the local booze shop has your regular order on the counter before you get there

OVERIT

OMG! I've done that too!

Harley04

3legs....that is too funny!!! That was how I fixed my drinking problem 7 years ago when I left recovery....I figured it all out FINALLY if I just stayed completly away from Jack&coke, and Budweiser I would no longer black out or act stupid, so I found Miller Lite worked for me...lmao Yeah it worked....It worked so good that when I woke up in jail I had to call a friend and ask if I was drinkin liquor the night before cause I couldn't figure out what went wrong....How stupid!!!