Narrow Dodge (comical)
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Narrow Dodge (comical)
After the racoon last night did its best impression of an old-timey prisoner raking a tin cup across the bars of its prison cell and disturbed my first night's sleep in 5 nights I've been a tiny bit sluggish today. But seriously the coon sounded like it had a metal rod and was strumming up and down the fence outside my window like a xylophone. Took my naturally jumpy and withdrawal edgy self a long time to get back to sleep though I did! Yes!
But like I said I've been feeling sluggish as a result of finally getting sleep (as opposed to edgy from total lack of sleep.). So when a coworker came around with chocolates I greedily popped one in my mouth before looking at the box which, of course, read "Baileys Irish Cream" - literally I projectile spat the thing out of my mouth and across my office much to the total shock and amusement of my co-worker. Through fits of mutual laughter I managed to gasp out that I hate Irish Cream. Once she caught her breath, she seemed to accept my unlikely explanation and walk away chuckling.
And scene.
But like I said I've been feeling sluggish as a result of finally getting sleep (as opposed to edgy from total lack of sleep.). So when a coworker came around with chocolates I greedily popped one in my mouth before looking at the box which, of course, read "Baileys Irish Cream" - literally I projectile spat the thing out of my mouth and across my office much to the total shock and amusement of my co-worker. Through fits of mutual laughter I managed to gasp out that I hate Irish Cream. Once she caught her breath, she seemed to accept my unlikely explanation and walk away chuckling.
And scene.
Next time, be sure to look at the box first. 
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