13 types of drunk
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13 types of drunk
13 types of drunk that you’ve definitely been
Being drunk doesn’t have a definitive pattern and can range from dancing like your shoes are on fire, to Olympic worthy acrobatic moves, and obvs some questionable vomit.
Here are the 13 types of drunk you’ve definitely been.
1. Underage drunk
Characterised by a fake ID and chugging back cider or beer in the local park thinking that you’re the coolest person ever.
2. Fun drunk
You’re suddenly making outrageous plans, which may include stealing traffic cones.
This type of drunk usually equates to you achieving the status of ‘legend’ amongst your friends.
3. Sad drunk
Usually brought on by ending a relationship and deciding to go out and forget all about it with some friends and a few drinks.
This doesn’t go quite to plan and you end up sobbing on your best mate’s shoulder about your life.
4. Emotional drunk
You’re just experiencing all of the feelings right about now and it is imperative that you tell everyone exactly how much you love them right away.
5. Acrobatic drunk
Your pain threshold has disappeared and you decide to show everyone how you can do eight cartwheels in a row or the splits.
You’ll probably end your night in A&E.
6. Potty mouth drunk
Suddenly you think you’re Gordon Ramsay and not only are insults spewing from your mouth but a variety of words you wouldn’t dare to utter in front of your grandparents.
You silver tongued devil you
7. Blabbing drunk
You only realise how much you blabbed the following day when you have to explain to your partner exactly what you meant when you said you fancied their best mate before you started dating. Whoops.
8. Dancing drunk
You’re suddenly throwing shapes worthy of Strictly, or so you think.
You learn the next day via video evidence that you actually resembled your dad when he’s drunk at weddings.
Oh the shame.
9. Cheap drunk
You’re not a heavy drinker but sometimes your low tolerance comes as a surprise even to you.
It’s usually after you’ve had one round of 2-4-1 cocktails you realise you’re drunk, all for under £6. Nice.
10. ‘I shouldn’t be this drunk’ drunk
One moment you feel fine, the next you’re being marched out by the bouncer for trying to steal someone’s wig.
You state that you shouldn’t be this drunk, but then remember the five tequilas you put away in four minutes.
11. Sexy drunk
Characterised by questionable sultry looks and pouting.
You’ve never felt sexier, but in reality you look a tad bit sloppy and have sweaty hair
12. Holiday drunk
You take being in a foreign location as the perfect excuse to start drinking from 1pm.
You later start asking the locals about the possibility of permanently moving there and beginning a new life.
13. Birthday drunk
The most lethal type of drunk, as you’re determined to go all out.
This will most likely result in vomit, and being tucked up in bed by 10.30pm.
Being drunk doesn’t have a definitive pattern and can range from dancing like your shoes are on fire, to Olympic worthy acrobatic moves, and obvs some questionable vomit.
Here are the 13 types of drunk you’ve definitely been.
1. Underage drunk
Characterised by a fake ID and chugging back cider or beer in the local park thinking that you’re the coolest person ever.
2. Fun drunk
You’re suddenly making outrageous plans, which may include stealing traffic cones.
This type of drunk usually equates to you achieving the status of ‘legend’ amongst your friends.
3. Sad drunk
Usually brought on by ending a relationship and deciding to go out and forget all about it with some friends and a few drinks.
This doesn’t go quite to plan and you end up sobbing on your best mate’s shoulder about your life.
4. Emotional drunk
You’re just experiencing all of the feelings right about now and it is imperative that you tell everyone exactly how much you love them right away.
5. Acrobatic drunk
Your pain threshold has disappeared and you decide to show everyone how you can do eight cartwheels in a row or the splits.
You’ll probably end your night in A&E.
6. Potty mouth drunk
Suddenly you think you’re Gordon Ramsay and not only are insults spewing from your mouth but a variety of words you wouldn’t dare to utter in front of your grandparents.
You silver tongued devil you
7. Blabbing drunk
You only realise how much you blabbed the following day when you have to explain to your partner exactly what you meant when you said you fancied their best mate before you started dating. Whoops.
8. Dancing drunk
You’re suddenly throwing shapes worthy of Strictly, or so you think.
You learn the next day via video evidence that you actually resembled your dad when he’s drunk at weddings.
Oh the shame.
9. Cheap drunk
You’re not a heavy drinker but sometimes your low tolerance comes as a surprise even to you.
It’s usually after you’ve had one round of 2-4-1 cocktails you realise you’re drunk, all for under £6. Nice.
10. ‘I shouldn’t be this drunk’ drunk
One moment you feel fine, the next you’re being marched out by the bouncer for trying to steal someone’s wig.
You state that you shouldn’t be this drunk, but then remember the five tequilas you put away in four minutes.
11. Sexy drunk
Characterised by questionable sultry looks and pouting.
You’ve never felt sexier, but in reality you look a tad bit sloppy and have sweaty hair
12. Holiday drunk
You take being in a foreign location as the perfect excuse to start drinking from 1pm.
You later start asking the locals about the possibility of permanently moving there and beginning a new life.
13. Birthday drunk
The most lethal type of drunk, as you’re determined to go all out.
This will most likely result in vomit, and being tucked up in bed by 10.30pm.
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