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Old 01-10-2015, 04:24 AM
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Lies my drunk self told me...

I read the below article and boy did it remind me of me.....

http://elitedaily.com/life/culture/7...gn=pubexchange


This is a GREAT idea....

Nobody realizes....

I do my best work when I'm buzzed.....

My kids don't notice......

Oh man these are the GREATEST friends ever!!!

I'm so cool....

Ill just have a couple...

I won't drink in the morning....

I won't drink before / during work....

I've totally got this....

The list goes on.... And on.... And on....
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Old 01-10-2015, 04:34 AM
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Posting this on Facebook would be a really good idea...

One more day won't hurt...

You're still young. There's plenty of time to quit and get your life together...

Drink wine, you can't get drunk if you're being sophisticated...
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Old 01-10-2015, 04:41 AM
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Thank you FO
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Old 01-10-2015, 04:55 AM
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All too familiar . . . .
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Old 01-10-2015, 04:55 AM
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The vitamin B supplement I take every morning will counteract (or at least slow down) the liver damage and shakes from a half liter of vodka every night.
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Old 01-10-2015, 05:15 AM
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Thanks for posting. So funny and true!!!!
I remember thinking..I am totally speaking clearly and holding a normal,coversation or I. Know I feel tipsy, but I can totally walk straight... No one knows a thing.
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Old 01-10-2015, 05:20 AM
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I also told myself lots of lies...'I deserve a drink because I work hard/have got the day off/am sad/am happy/it's the weekend/it helps relax me.'

Also..'my drinking hurts no-one except me'...

And the best one of all..'I could stop anytime I wanted to...'
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Old 01-10-2015, 05:27 AM
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I don't need to stop, but I maybe I should think about cutting down (a little) . . .
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Old 01-10-2015, 06:16 AM
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My boss can't tell I'm still drunk....
Everyone's hands shake its normal....
That cop can't tell I've been drinking the light post jumped out in front out me when i was walking out of the bar....
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Old 01-10-2015, 09:39 AM
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Nobody will know
That crap is not supposed to happen to sober people, I might as well drink
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Old 01-10-2015, 09:48 AM
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My biggest: It's my right to drink how and when I want.

Umm...
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Old 01-10-2015, 09:49 AM
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Life's too short ....
It's only a bottle of wine....this one's only 12.5% ... the one I had last night was 13%.
I'll be in bed by 10.30 .... I'll sleep it off .....
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