A New 12 Step Program...
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A New 12 Step Program...
My ex has inspired me to start a new organization: The Union of Repentance and Sanity.
Here are the steps:
1. We admitted that we were all wrong about alcohol.
2. We admitted that we were all crazy
3. We confessed that we had said silly things just to hurt our mates.
4. We resolved to always see things from their point of view.
5. We made amends to them by punishing ourselves doubly for all their hurts.
6. We fast on water and bitter herbs 4 days per week.
7. We sleep in the shed except when needed for conjugal relations.
8. We wrote 300 word essays to members of their family of origin apologizing for insulting junior.
9. We took our marital vows seriously, especially "in sickness and in health", no matter what the cause of the illness.
10. We confess that we are miserable sinners and beyond redemption.
11. We confess that we are nuts.
12. We work hard to carry this message of joy to all people.
Here are the steps:
1. We admitted that we were all wrong about alcohol.
2. We admitted that we were all crazy
3. We confessed that we had said silly things just to hurt our mates.
4. We resolved to always see things from their point of view.
5. We made amends to them by punishing ourselves doubly for all their hurts.
6. We fast on water and bitter herbs 4 days per week.
7. We sleep in the shed except when needed for conjugal relations.
8. We wrote 300 word essays to members of their family of origin apologizing for insulting junior.
9. We took our marital vows seriously, especially "in sickness and in health", no matter what the cause of the illness.
10. We confess that we are miserable sinners and beyond redemption.
11. We confess that we are nuts.
12. We work hard to carry this message of joy to all people.
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