Thought this might make you laugh
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Because if I don't laugh about it I'll cry!
I'm on day 3 of no alcohol so I'm still going through a lot of withdrawal symptoms.
Background: I'm originally from America, specifically a town that's known for the houses' Christmas displays. To the point where streets are closed leading up to Christmas and cute little tour buses take people around to oooo and ahhhh. I live in the UK now and even getting a real Christmas tree here isn't easy (most people have plastic ones). I really miss American Christmases.
Over the last few years real Christmas trees and lights are getting more popular and less expensive in the UK. It's still nothing on the American scale but a lot of houses around here are putting more lights in windows and on their houses. My husband and I decided to walk around our small town to look at them to cheer me up and get me out of the house. I put on my Santa hat, Christmas fuzzy boots, and a big furry jacket to get into the spirit.
Halfway through my stomach began to rumble. We were about 10 minutes from my house so I thought I'd be ok. Nope! I had to run into the nearest pub (which was packed) and shove through to the bathroom. I barely made it. As if that weren't bad enough, even though I closed the stall door, I didn't close the actual bathroom door. It's a very, very small pub. So they all heard everything that happened in there and it wasn't pretty.
Worst walk of shame of my life!!
I'm on day 3 of no alcohol so I'm still going through a lot of withdrawal symptoms.
Background: I'm originally from America, specifically a town that's known for the houses' Christmas displays. To the point where streets are closed leading up to Christmas and cute little tour buses take people around to oooo and ahhhh. I live in the UK now and even getting a real Christmas tree here isn't easy (most people have plastic ones). I really miss American Christmases.
Over the last few years real Christmas trees and lights are getting more popular and less expensive in the UK. It's still nothing on the American scale but a lot of houses around here are putting more lights in windows and on their houses. My husband and I decided to walk around our small town to look at them to cheer me up and get me out of the house. I put on my Santa hat, Christmas fuzzy boots, and a big furry jacket to get into the spirit.
Halfway through my stomach began to rumble. We were about 10 minutes from my house so I thought I'd be ok. Nope! I had to run into the nearest pub (which was packed) and shove through to the bathroom. I barely made it. As if that weren't bad enough, even though I closed the stall door, I didn't close the actual bathroom door. It's a very, very small pub. So they all heard everything that happened in there and it wasn't pretty.
Worst walk of shame of my life!!
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Somehope I'm sure everyone here has had an embarrassing moment!! I know I have had many! Its just great that you posted here and you can laugh about it! Lets face it laughter is the best medicine!! Also great job on day three! Keep up the great work!!! Lind
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Was it like this?
Jim carey do not go in there - YouTube
Jim carey do not go in there - YouTube
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Originally Posted by feeling-good 
(hugs) I hope you feel a bit better now. Fortunately, most people won't remember this incident or at least won't remember it was you! 
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Originally Posted by silentrun
Was it like this?
Jim carey do not go in there - YouTube
Jim carey do not go in there - YouTube
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First of all, I love potty humor and poo stories so thank you. Second of all, I don't know about you but in my days of boozing that would have been way down near the bottom of the list of the most embarrassing things I have done in the pub. And finally as a show of good sportsmanship I have this gift for you: once in the bar that all of the guys from my Kitchen used to frequent when I first moved up to the Northeast I had a few too many and misjudged my bodies clenching abilities and... Well let's just say I had a wardrobe malfunction.
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Thanks for all your replies!
I've got one similar to your stories. I was walking to the store, barely functioning I needed a drink so bad. I thought I needed to pass wind... nope! That was not what came out. But I figured I was halfway to the store so I might as well go and deal with my mess later. I was staying with total strangers and I was so embarrassed I shoved my soiled underwear behind their water heater. What a great thank you note to leave behind!!
Your 2001 Homecoming Queen everyone!
I've got one similar to your stories. I was walking to the store, barely functioning I needed a drink so bad. I thought I needed to pass wind... nope! That was not what came out. But I figured I was halfway to the store so I might as well go and deal with my mess later. I was staying with total strangers and I was so embarrassed I shoved my soiled underwear behind their water heater. What a great thank you note to leave behind!!
Your 2001 Homecoming Queen everyone!
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I had to race to a porta potty once on a golf cart.... it was a loooong ride. I considered poopin in the woods, but those weren't woods, those were peoples backyards lolol. Golf courses can be deceiving when you are hung over as hell and have just eaten a sandwich, a candy bar and a liter of gatorade. My poor body lol
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