Anon-a-zoo Humor
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Elephant Jokes:
What's the best way to stop an elephant from charging?
Take away it's credit cards.
What the best way to tell a short-tempered elephant that he's been fired
from his job?
Call him long distance.
How do you stop a herd of elephants charging at you?
Make a trunk call, and reverse the charge.
Why did the elephant go on strike?
He was tired of working for peanuts.
How do you know if there is an elephant in your bed?
He has an 'E' on the front of his pajamas.
How can you tell if an elephant is in your fridge?
The door won't shut.
How did the duck get flat feet?
By teaching a clumsy elephant to dance.
What's the best way to stop an elephant from charging?
Take away it's credit cards.
What the best way to tell a short-tempered elephant that he's been fired
from his job?
Call him long distance.
How do you stop a herd of elephants charging at you?
Make a trunk call, and reverse the charge.
Why did the elephant go on strike?
He was tired of working for peanuts.
How do you know if there is an elephant in your bed?
He has an 'E' on the front of his pajamas.
How can you tell if an elephant is in your fridge?
The door won't shut.
How did the duck get flat feet?
By teaching a clumsy elephant to dance.
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okay animal humor....I found a few cute ones.....sort of....lol
rabbit jokes
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves. "What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" to which the lady replied, "Yes."
"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
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Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and out number them?"
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How does a rabbit make gold soup?
He begins with 24 carrots.
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What do you call three rabbits in a row, hopping backwards simultaneously?
A receding hareline.
The End lol
rabbit jokes
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves. "What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" to which the lady replied, "Yes."
"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and out number them?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How does a rabbit make gold soup?
He begins with 24 carrots.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What do you call three rabbits in a row, hopping backwards simultaneously?
A receding hareline.
The End lol
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