Seriously? Jealousy NOW?
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Seriously? Jealousy NOW?
This is not really so much asking for advice, as just boggling at the sheer stupidity of the way my husband thinks.
I'm sorry, but no, you don't get to be jealous about anything when I have kicked you out of my house for snorting your damn medications.
Especially not your idiotic, paranoid brain thinking you heard me say "Goodbye, Brian" on the phone this morning, after I just woke up from a nap and you were walking outside on a crappy cell phone. Pretty much ANY explanation makes more sense than "my wife is sleeping with her high school friend who just got married to a hot Indian lady less than a month ago."
He apologized, at least, and I guess I'm glad he ASKED instead of fumed about it all day, but seriously? I'm southern. I said 'darlin' -- like I have a hundred times in the last month.
I'm sorry, but no, you don't get to be jealous about anything when I have kicked you out of my house for snorting your damn medications.
Especially not your idiotic, paranoid brain thinking you heard me say "Goodbye, Brian" on the phone this morning, after I just woke up from a nap and you were walking outside on a crappy cell phone. Pretty much ANY explanation makes more sense than "my wife is sleeping with her high school friend who just got married to a hot Indian lady less than a month ago."
He apologized, at least, and I guess I'm glad he ASKED instead of fumed about it all day, but seriously? I'm southern. I said 'darlin' -- like I have a hundred times in the last month.
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Originally Posted by DragynLady 
This is not really so much asking for advice, as just boggling at the sheer stupidity of the way my husband thinks.
I'm sorry, but no, you don't get to be jealous about anything when I have kicked you out of my house for snorting your damn medications.
Especially not your idiotic, paranoid brain thinking you heard me say "Goodbye, Brian" on the phone this morning, after I just woke up from a nap and you were walking outside on a crappy cell phone. Pretty much ANY explanation makes more sense than "my wife is sleeping with her high school friend who just got married to a hot Indian lady less than a month ago."
He apologized, at least, and I guess I'm glad he ASKED instead of fumed about it all day, but seriously? I'm southern. I said 'darlin' -- like I have a hundred times in the last month.
I'm sorry, but no, you don't get to be jealous about anything when I have kicked you out of my house for snorting your damn medications.
Especially not your idiotic, paranoid brain thinking you heard me say "Goodbye, Brian" on the phone this morning, after I just woke up from a nap and you were walking outside on a crappy cell phone. Pretty much ANY explanation makes more sense than "my wife is sleeping with her high school friend who just got married to a hot Indian lady less than a month ago."
He apologized, at least, and I guess I'm glad he ASKED instead of fumed about it all day, but seriously? I'm southern. I said 'darlin' -- like I have a hundred times in the last month.
Hang in there.
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