A little fun - excuses to NOT drink - GO!

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03-18-2013, 09:44 AM

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DryRoastJim

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A little fun - excuses to NOT drink - GO!

Throughout the board, there are many excuses people use to justify drinking/having a drink so I thought how about creating excuses to NOT drink.

Lets have a little fun with this! Here are a couple of mine:

Saving money.
Removing the risk of an impaired.
Brighter eyes

03-18-2013, 09:49 AM

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trachemys

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I break out in stupid when I drink.

03-18-2013, 09:51 AM

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Mvngon

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I look terrible in orange....

03-18-2013, 09:54 AM

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MeSoSober

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Because I don't really enjoy clinging to a toilet projectile vomiting!

03-18-2013, 10:10 AM

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AlisonW

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Waking up on the bathroom floor is bad for my back

03-18-2013, 10:12 AM

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ricmcc

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Sorry, my liver is at the cleaners just now

03-18-2013, 10:13 AM

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avocado

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I'm still paying myself back for all that money I spent on booze

03-18-2013, 10:16 AM

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ricmcc

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My all time favourite is Dorothy Parker, of all people, saying, "No, one more drink and I'll be under the host" rick

03-18-2013, 10:16 AM

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Like2Hike

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I retired from the drinking game after being inducted into the "Drunk and Stupid" Hall of Fame.

03-18-2013, 10:17 AM

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Sally3127

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Because I don't like looking 80 when I'm only 60.

03-18-2013, 10:28 AM

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losteverything

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I do enough stupid things when I am sober, I dont need to multiply that 10 times with alcohol.

03-18-2013, 10:29 AM

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Pixienottipsy

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I don't want to look like a blowfish ever again.

03-18-2013, 10:46 AM

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Starbaby928

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Because I want to live a life of positivity & relevance. I'm tired of hiding behind the bottle!!!

Annnnd- I'm pretty stoked that I haven't had any "how'd that get there" bruising to explain away these last few weeks.

03-18-2013, 10:48 AM

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Hevyn

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Because I don't miss my friends at the Women's Correctional Institute all that much.

03-18-2013, 10:49 AM

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Weasel1966

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Brighter eyes? I tend to get a bushy tail with that. They come in pairs.

I am much more charming when I don't slur.

03-18-2013, 12:38 PM

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kellyg

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Cause I hate waking up and looking at FB and then say OMG to myself cause I wrote something completely incomprehensible on my page and now I am completely humilated and ashamed. Gotta love that feeling, not!