Tell a joke!
Someone sent me this today.. Funny stuff!!
Words to the wise:
I would like to share a personal experience with my closest friends about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before ~ I took a cab home.
Sure enough, I passed a police road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise; as I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it's in my garage.
Words to the wise:
I would like to share a personal experience with my closest friends about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before ~ I took a cab home.
Sure enough, I passed a police road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise; as I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it's in my garage.
Okay ... I heard this at an AA meeting in rehab, no less.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey. Bartender brings it and the guy pushes it aside without drinking it, and orders another shot. Bartender brings the second shot, and the guy drinks it and orders another shot. Bartender brings it and the guy drinks it, and orders ANOTHER shot. The bartender is confused by the first shot that has not been consumed, so he asks the patron, "Hey, what is it with that first shot? You waiting for someone?" And the patron says, "No, it's just that in AA they tell us never to take that first drink." Nyuk, nyuk. nyuk
A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey. Bartender brings it and the guy pushes it aside without drinking it, and orders another shot. Bartender brings the second shot, and the guy drinks it and orders another shot. Bartender brings it and the guy drinks it, and orders ANOTHER shot. The bartender is confused by the first shot that has not been consumed, so he asks the patron, "Hey, what is it with that first shot? You waiting for someone?" And the patron says, "No, it's just that in AA they tell us never to take that first drink." Nyuk, nyuk. nyuk
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