One good thing about not being drunk all the time...
Whilst drunk I once fell through someones 42 inch tv and destroyed the cabinet, dvd player, surround sound and our friendship at the same time. I might be going on a date with the same person soon. I was gonna make amends for the tv lol.
Natom.
Natom.
I just did that. I like "revenge" but I had to catch up on it because even though I was watching it, I had no idea of what was going on, and this Sunday is the season finale
I can read a book in bed without it falling on my face, almost breaking my nose.
I can leave the house without worrying if there'll be alcohol (or a bathroom) available.
I can drive around without checking the rearview mirror for police officers.
I can leave the house without worrying if there'll be alcohol (or a bathroom) available.
I can drive around without checking the rearview mirror for police officers.
Ummm, I havent woken up in the psych ward in awhile. Nor the drunk tank, or the doghouse. I havent had a zillion people tell me they are surprised I didnt crack open my skull on something the night before, or fall to my death down the stairs. And, i know exactly where all my money went....on my bills.
That possum I saw last night eating cat food on my backporch actually WAS a possum (not my big black cat). In my former life, I probably would have tried to give him a belly rub (suffering the consequences).
Toss
Toss
Ummm, I havent woken up in the psych ward in awhile. Nor the drunk tank, or the doghouse. I havent had a zillion people tell me they are surprised I didnt crack open my skull on something the night before, or fall to my death down the stairs. And, i know exactly where all my money went....on my bills.
Psych ward I can understand. And thats sad
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