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11-23-2012, 07:11 PM

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MycoolFitz

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May be worse sober than drunk

Just dished up yesterdats pie covered it in whip crream then dropped it all on the floor face down. Now not only do I not have an excuse I can remember doing it.

11-23-2012, 07:16 PM

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I fell off a stepladder today so I win Fitz

At least the journey from here to 'OK' is not a long one anymore.

D

11-23-2012, 07:20 PM

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Are you OK? A pie is just a pie

11-23-2012, 07:23 PM

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No need to worry mate - no lasting damage - few scrapes and bruises...
been checked out - all ok Fitz

11-23-2012, 07:23 PM

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Aw Fitz...You have the funniest luck, lol...

And D, are you ok?? Yowzers.

11-23-2012, 07:24 PM

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Didn't mean to worry anyone.
Just part of life

11-23-2012, 07:29 PM

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I have a step ladder but will not get near it.

11-23-2012, 07:33 PM

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One thing I cleaned it up so not getting up the next day and going out and saying what the f is this mess?

11-23-2012, 07:37 PM

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And did the 30 second rule and ate it anyway,

11-23-2012, 07:41 PM

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LOL your body's probably used to any germs in your apartment anyway Fitz

11-23-2012, 07:41 PM

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LOL oye vey..

And Dee shows why we always need hydrogn peroxide around.

11-23-2012, 09:12 PM

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((Fitz)) - I'm a klutz, even without the drugs. I fell down the basement stairs, earlier this year ended up with 2 black eyes (which spread to my CHIN!) and cracked ribs!

Couldn't even blame it on substances, as I am in recovery.

Glad you and ((Dee)) are okay

Hugs and prayers,

Amy

11-24-2012, 12:32 AM

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I got a fat lip on Thanksgiving.

11-24-2012, 01:03 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MycoolFitz

Just dished up yesterdats pie covered it in whip crream then dropped it all on the floor face down. Now not only do I not have an excuse I can remember doing it.

You didn't do that. The pie did it. It's the same with toast. Laboratory tests have conclusively shown that a piece of buttered toast always falls on the floor butter side down. It's the same with whip cream covered pies. It's not just the people who are out to get us. It's the inanimate objects. Witness W.C. Fields in a movie called The Golf Specialist, in a hopeless and escalating attempt to untangle his golf club from a melange of drifting newspapers and cherry pie. The inanimate objects know our weakness and, in W.C. Fields case, they were trying to get him to put less pineapple juice in his pineapple juice, and more of something else.

W.