Funny Sober Stories
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Funny Sober Stories
I call my mom yesterday to say good morning. My Clock said 7 but I had fallen asleep early while reading. Problem was it was 7pm not am. Sober does not make you bright.
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Ha, did your mom think you were drinking?
I was driving home from a meeting and totally preoccupied thinking about my daughter and went right through a red light. Stone cold sober, got pulled over by the cop and said "Hey what's up!", and he says "didn't you see that red light back there?", I said "Oh man I have being doing dumb stuff all day, so do you want my license and stuff, I'm really sorry"...and it was funny because the whole thing was very relaxed but it did cost me $111.
The point I got from it was "Be Here Now". Especially when driving!
I was driving home from a meeting and totally preoccupied thinking about my daughter and went right through a red light. Stone cold sober, got pulled over by the cop and said "Hey what's up!", and he says "didn't you see that red light back there?", I said "Oh man I have being doing dumb stuff all day, so do you want my license and stuff, I'm really sorry"...and it was funny because the whole thing was very relaxed but it did cost me $111.
The point I got from it was "Be Here Now". Especially when driving!
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