MycoolFitz

Just wanted to share it. Loss in the family but always family.. Anyone has a good joke for me today I could use it.

Southerner

One day a man is reading his paper in his family room when he hears a faint knock at the door. He opens the door and sees nobody, but he hears a tiny voice. Finally he looks down and sees a snail on the doormat. The tiny voice seems to be saying something, but the man thinks he is going crazy, picks up the snail, and hurls it as far as he can across the street.

About a month later the man is doing the same thing and hears another faint knock at the door. He opens it, sees nobody, and then looks down. He bends down closer to the snail, who says in his tiny voice, "Why did you do that?"

Mainza

What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?

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Because it can't sit down.