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Old 06-02-2012, 04:18 AM
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Talking I named my AV

Warning this post is not politically correct.

I live on Long Island NY. I am heading out to “Jersey” to see some family. I do this every few weeks.

Typically when I get back my track record for sobriety and drugging is bad. Like always bad.

Being day 5 and all I decided to take matters into my own hands… so today I named my AV.

Since he is a slimball I thought long and hard……“Guido”! (after the Sopranos not the Jersey Shore! )

Anyways…..

So me and “Guido” here are gonna take a little ride…. You know …. to do some “business”

The kind where two go out but only one comes back.

I’ll see ya later!

Sobriety Rocks!
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Old 06-02-2012, 04:27 AM
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Maybe get "Guido" fitted with some concrete shoes!
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Old 06-02-2012, 04:32 AM
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I like that. Guido the Slimeball. And any thought about alcohol at all that might lead to a drink, even in the future, is not your voice, but Guido the Slimeball's.

I wanted to do some business with my Guido too, like Terminate with Extreme Prejudice, sick and tired of the rat b@s*@rd, but I decided to give him what he truly deserves. I just ignore him now. He's there sometimes all right, but I just give him a look and turn away. Not even worth a pail of cement.
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Old 06-02-2012, 04:40 AM
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Break his legs, Weasel!
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Old 06-02-2012, 05:27 AM
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Pop a cap in his A%$
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Old 06-02-2012, 06:51 AM
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Keep thinking about all the dumbsh*t stuff Guido has done, and work on that diss association of positive reinforcers with drugs and/ or alcohol. Good work!
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Old 06-02-2012, 06:58 AM
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What a great idea! Wease vs. Guido.
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Old 06-02-2012, 07:45 AM
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Thanks for my first good laugh of the day, Weasel!

Oh, and I'm Italian and not offended by your AV's name at all.
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Old 06-02-2012, 08:03 AM
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I am Italian as well.... So many Guido cousins. So I can relate.

I find it easier on what I know will be tough days to figure out a way to kill off my AV.

Yesterday was the air tight box.

Naming him also helps to pick his voice out of all the others in my head.

AVRT is working very very well for me.

It has been much easier to get to day 5 than ever before.

I am both grateful and happy.
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Old 06-02-2012, 08:24 PM
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Weasel, you are so awesome! Too funny, and very powerful. You made my night!
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Old 06-02-2012, 08:40 PM
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Guido now "swims with the fishes" =)
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Old 06-02-2012, 08:43 PM
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I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.
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Old 06-03-2012, 06:25 AM
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Ghostly! Ah!!!! That's from risky business!

I loved Guido in that.

And the artsy fartsy thing.

Day six here... Going strong... Love myself and my choices.

Hope everyone has a good one.
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Old 06-03-2012, 06:35 AM
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I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.
Just don't let him get the angle on you.

Bazinga.
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Old 06-03-2012, 06:36 AM
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I named mine Elmira, and I picture her in a ugly but pressed suit, trying to be the slick liason for alcohol, trying to trick me into going back to alcohol. I put her in a have-a-heart animal trap... with a rabid squirrel... down in the basement. Happy Sunday!
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