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03-03-2012, 08:57 AM

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MycoolFitz

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Dog Farting

Is that a excuse to drink. I realize after 9 months I sought excuses out. Now I see opportunities for sobriety. Would like to get a part time teaching job back, no pay but just to play and say hey, sober isn't so bad

03-03-2012, 09:05 AM

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How could I not open a topic titled "dog farting?" lol

When read the first sentence I was almost speechless.......then I laughed as I realized you were joking. --good one.

03-03-2012, 09:20 AM

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ANEWAUGUST

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I am powerless over my dog farting

03-03-2012, 09:38 AM

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CaiHong

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Hi

I think that would be a great idea. I think there must be a great need for teachers to help kids and bring them up to speed in their studies.

CaiHong

03-03-2012, 09:46 AM

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Good idea Fitz. Hope you can find something to keep you happy, fulfilled & sober.

03-03-2012, 09:49 AM

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Usually it's me farting and I just blame it on the dog.

God bless.

03-03-2012, 11:30 AM

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I never knew dogs farted and made an actual noise until I got my dog.

03-03-2012, 11:54 AM

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Purplecatlover

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Lol Elisabeth

03-03-2012, 11:56 AM

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LOL at title

Curiosity got me to open it. I think it would be wonderul for you if you found a teaching job that made you happy.

03-03-2012, 12:07 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DayTrader

How could I not open a topic titled "dog farting?" lol

When read the first sentence I was almost speechless.......then I laughed as I realized you were joking. --good one.

My exact thought life.

03-03-2012, 12:15 PM

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Dee74

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I think a part time job would be great Fitz

03-03-2012, 08:00 PM

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SomethingBetter

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Great title, my dog eazes em out a lot, geez, glad I’m not alone here…

A reason to drink, hum na, but maybe a great reason to spray some deodorant lol

03-03-2012, 08:03 PM

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I'm not sure if dog farting is a valid excuse for drinking. At least I hope it isn't. I have a 70lb English Bulldog and let me tell you something - that boy is RAW and potent.

03-03-2012, 08:13 PM

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I used to volunteer tutor in grade school. I loved it and although it didn't keep me from drinking...I thought maybe one day I'd pursue my interest.
Don't ask how my journey went from school age children to grooming dogs...and yeah, dog farts are part of the job!

03-04-2012, 05:05 AM

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michelle01

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Absolutely, for me the most minor inconvenience could be a reason to drink. Not terribly logical, looking back on it...

With me, it's the cat that farts. I have to be careful what I feed him, anything other than plain, dry food, he gets gastro. Still, he weighs a lot more than the other cat so it can't be that bad

the other cat just gives him a withering look when there's a bad smell.