TakingCharge999

Welcome to the psychiatric hotline.

If you have compulsive-obsessive disorder, press '1' repeatedly.

If you are codependent, ask someone else to dial '2' for you.

If you got multiple personalities, dial '3', '4', '5' and '6'.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, please hold while we trace your location.

If you are schizophrenic, stay quiet and the voice in your head will tell you which is the correct number to dial-

If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which key you press: no one is going to answer...


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Bonus joke:

- How can you identify a paranoid person with low self esteem?

- He believes no one important is following him.

ItsmeAlice

While I'm not one to make fun of mental illness, it doesn't hurt to laugh at myself once in a while. I could tell right off, which caller was me!

And the bonus joke was totally me back in my younger days. My own paranoid self-absorbed pity party.

Thanks for the reminder that it is better to laugh than cry over ourselves, TC!

Alice

TakingCharge999

"no one is going to answer anyway" that is totally my abandonment issues...

I heard another joke

"They call him the Nun, because of the length of his habit"

TakingCharge999

It is better to laugh sometimes ... no intention to make light of these diseases, hope no one takes this the wrong way.

Kassie2

I have seen this before and it always makes me laugh. Thanks for posting. Don't usually like to make fun of other's infirmities, but this is funny.

Learn2Live

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!

MaryGoRound

Yeah laughing about it helps heal our hearts I think. If we can't find humor in it, what else is there?

Since I've been around the site lately..I've noticed that I don't see Anvil, where's she been?

TakingCharge999

I am also wondering, MaryGoRound. Perhaps she is taking a break from SR ... I also wonder about GiveLove. So many wonderful people in this forum, I hope they are alright

MaryGoRound

Agreed. I like to see familiar "names". Well I am glad you are still around and Jadmack too. Yeah its nice to take a break and get out and live life a bit. Sometimes being around it and talking about can trigger me to want to contact so I come and go too.

Impurrfect

(((TC))) - I've seen this before, but still laugh

BTW, ((Anvil)) is fine - she took a few days off...from work, from SR, and had a nice long weekend. She's been busy, back at work, but I'll tell her she's missed.

Hugs and prayers,

Amy

PurpleWilder

This was so funny I put it on my Facebook page

Live

very funny!

I guess being bipolar I push 1, 9, 1, 9, 1, 9